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I'm scared I'll get bad news. LOL
Hope their wrong, if not I've only got 9 years left!!! Better get to fishing I guess!!
68, only 44 left!
Good Lord...it says I died last week!!!
LMBO Slinger. Mine says 74
87 never thought I'd make it
74 Here
81
dam it, to 83 and my retirement checks come till 85...... new I would get screwed........
92
84
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92. My parents out lived me. Dang.
Tom.....I looked your up for ya and you were supposed to die 10 years ago :RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Cane Pole
68 fr me better get fishn
80
Well I got 20 more years. Them fishes better watch out!:fish
Yall must all be lying to that thing... How am I gonna go out at 68 and Sat's gonna live to be 168?
I think some of you Geezers are close to your number right now...:Rofl
Keep messin with me and you wont make 45!Quote:
Originally Posted by MO' MONEY
See, it didn't even take sat's threats of harm and dismemberment into account...
It didnt ask ya about them either.
20 more yrs of you.....Oh Lord please help us....Quote:
Originally Posted by satdoc1
I heard .....Big H's wife said if he fooled with any more apple pie in a mason jar that he was not going to live very long lol:Rofl
Yeah, but you gonna miss me when I'm gone!:RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
I'll take that apple pie off his hands!
82 I doubt it.
83 for me
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Im 10 Months over due. Guess they were wrong.
93
if your fat arse lives to be 81 then i may never dieQuote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
Then do test i answered everything truely. Now get to it stupidQuote:
Originally Posted by slabin
Your 5'9 297 lb, you drink beer , never exercise just for you info sitting on the couch on crappie.com does not mean your exercising , probley got high blood pressure, Your addicted to honeybuns, star crunches, ice cream sandwitches , buttered popcorn, cup cakes (as long as their over 400 calories a piece), ding dong , Ho's Ho's and any other snack cake, And your going to live to 81 you sure you didn't read that backwards (18) and to think im only going to make it to 70Quote:
Originally Posted by Big H trucking
Well i guess i will be attending your funeral since you are going before me. It will be a sad day buddyQuote:
Originally Posted by slabin
everyone will live forever, somewhere. and we all are one heartbeat away from finding out. are your PRAYER'S up to date?
79....Yeah, right.
I'm cashing in at 84
I am cashing the chips in at 85. yeah right!Quote:
Originally Posted by rducks123
Hey one thing this test isn't taking into consideration is quality of life. It doesn't mean a whole lot to live to the age of 95 if you spend the last 20 years getting nourishment from a tube, laying in bed, and playing with your own poo. :)
Probably sounds like a typical day for Big H though