Near death experience!! Thanks GDG

And Feesh. Work took me across the river today into Arkansas and we was in a little cafe in a small poor town and I seen where they had ****lins on the menu. I thought long and hard and finally said to my self why not.. The lady looked at me funny when I ordered but I get that all the time. I was starving when they came out and they did t look like anything I had ever seen(they were boiled). The fellow I was having lunch with was pale white as he looked at my plate. I took my first bite and was somewhat unpleasantly surprised. I have never in my life tasted what I could only compare to a poop filled diaper. That has been 5 hours ago and I still taste toilet when I burp. I'm doe with your food advice gdg. Fo real this time!!!

Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwahahahaha......what a gewber :Rofl

you ate them without drinking and did not hurl you is one bad dude !:twocents

Like I said, some things are to be left in the gut bucket, nasty. Lol

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you ate them without drinking and did not hurl you is one bad dude !:twocents

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Believe me it took focus and all windows down at 70 mph to keep it down. I could truly taste the poop!!

That's the way i feel everytime i go thru west memphis.

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Originally Posted by slimeyslab

Believe me it took focus and all windows down at 70 mph to keep it down. I could truly taste the poop!!

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Yep, I smelled that West Memphis stinch on my way back through and had a relapse.

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your a brave man.....I wouldn't put one of those in my mouth again, even if I were starving... and yes I have tried them every way you can think of and they still taste like chit.

Dang hope yuz liin that made me sick and I never have et no gut pile . You could come over to the camp and eat for free. Pick up 6ft. go over run water hose throughem and boil fer 10 mins and choke im down. Don't tell your wife ?????????? or you will not get sugar fer weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nasty! I made cracklin bread last night...that's the only thing ending in "lin" I'll eat.

I think I ate about ten pounds last thursday . they sure was good . Take Momma when I can she loves . not my wife just want to make that clear . lol

I grew up in Marks,ms and thought i had ate every southern food known to man,but have never had cracklin cornbread.I have heard of it but never ate it.I need a recipe.

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Nasty! I made cracklin bread last night...that's the only thing ending in "lin" I'll eat.

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Stir cracklin's (if you can find them) into batter, then bake!

I've just slowed down enough from laughing to respond to this debockle.
I bet Slimmy now knows there are some things that just ain't fit to eat, and chitterlings tops the list.

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Stir cracklin's (if you can find them) into batter, then bake!

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You mean pork skins only cracklins. they come in a bag like pork skins only they call them cracklins, a lot harder to crunch on? We got em up here. What kinda batter?

Cornmeal mix, egg and buttermilk

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You mean pork skins only cracklins. they come in a bag like pork skins only they call them cracklins, a lot harder to crunch on? We got em up here. What kinda batter?

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Cracklin's are in the refrigerated meat section at the grocery store.

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Originally Posted by slimeyslab

And Feesh. Work took me across the river today into Arkansas and we was in a little cafe in a small poor town and I seen where they had ****lins on the menu. I thought long and hard and finally said to my self why not.. The lady looked at me funny when I ordered but I get that all the time. I was starving when they came out and they did t look like anything I had ever seen(they were boiled). The fellow I was having lunch with was pale white as he looked at my plate. I took my first bite and was somewhat unpleasantly surprised. I have never in my life tasted what I could only compare to a poop filled diaper. That has been 5 hours ago and I still taste toilet when I burp. I'm doe with your food advice gdg. Fo real this time!!!

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Hahahahahahaha

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You mean pork skins only cracklins. they come in a bag like pork skins only they call them cracklins, a lot harder to crunch on? We got em up here. What kinda batter?

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Cornbread

Can't believe I'm puking and you gewbers are swapping recipes..

that ought to tell you something:Rofl

Bunch of wussies.

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Believe me it took focus and all windows down at 70 mph to keep it down. I could truly taste the poop!!

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i think i would have just let er rip!!

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i think i would have just let er rip!!

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You're right. Couldn't have been no nastier coming up than it was going down.

I have a strong stomach and usually will eat anything different just to try it. Somehow in my 50 years I haven't made it around to these things - and thanks to the warning I think I'll try to make it through the next 50 without as well.:notworthy

Slimey, you can sure have some bad experiences with restaurant chittlins, that's why we cook our own.

Fried only and covered in hot sauce....only way i am eating them

Sounds like they had some corn hung in em. I imagine that a poop chute WOULD taste like poop!!!


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Sounds like they had some corn hung in em. I imagine that a poop chute WOULD taste like poop!!!


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I thought that was the stuffing.

By the way, your main problem was that you went to Arkansas to eat chittlins. They just aren't cultured enough over there to be trusted with such a thing, instead of cleaning them they probably thought the were prestuffed. LOL

At approx. 8:30 pm last night I could no longer stand the thought and poop burp reminders so I went out on my back deck and set them free. I will try almost anything once and that was it for me.

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At approx. 8:30 pm last night I could no longer stand the thought and poop burp reminders so I went out on my back deck and set them free. I will try almost anything once and that was it for me.

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Bwahahahaha

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What GDG said..........bwahahahaha :Rofl:Rofl:Rofl Attachment 113762

I love me some chittlins...boiled or fried, I like 'em either way with some hot sauce and black pepper....Mmmm. I used to have to clean 'em when my grandpa killed hogs.

Man, y'all done flung a craving on me....may have to go up to Enid tonite and get me some good ol chittlins.

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I love me some chittlins...boiled or fried, I like 'em either way with some hot sauce and black pepper....Mmmm. I used to have to clean 'em when my grandpa killed hogs.

Man, y'all done flung a craving on me....may have to go up to Enid tonite and get me some good ol chittlins.

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You can have mine as well

Slimey I dont eat em boiled but I like em fried. And I am with Feesh on this, we only eat em if we clean em and cook em. Lmao man

eat em fried slimey you would like em better than boiled just add hot sauce

Dont think we gonna have to worry bout Slimey ever eatin no more hahahahahaha