Post your best Chuck Norris Joke

Before reading, go to Google 1st and type in: "Find Chuck Norris" and read the 1st result :Rofl


Rambo was based on Chuck Norris' experience as a cub scout.

Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris went to The Virgin Islands, they are now just called The Islands.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google, it doesn't ask "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" Is says "Run while you still have the chance"

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once whizzed in a semi's gas tank on a dare......That semi is now called Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he moves the earth away.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, it's because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once killed a charging grizzly bear by just pointing his finger and saying "bang".

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. To bad chuck Norris has never cried.

You'll need to go Fushin or something.

Prior to meeting DonDon, The Black Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas.

DonDon has already been to Mars, which is why there is no longer signs of life there.

DonDon doesn't have to churn milk to make butter. He roundhouse kicks the cow in the butt and butter comes out

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell DonDon stories.

DonDon once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

When the boogy man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for DonDon

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Originally Posted by DonDon

Prior to meeting DonDon, The Black Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas.

DonDon has already been to Mars, which is why there is no longer signs of life there.

DonDon doesn't have to churn milk to make butter. He roundhouse kicks the cow in the butt and butter comes out

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell DonDon stories.

DonDon once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

When the boogy man goes to sleep he checks under his bed for DonDon

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DD im proud of you, all them words and not one misspelled. So fess up,who wrote it for you. Any way your much better lookin than Chuck

WANNABE IS UGLY!!!!!:biggrin

What's scary was at a demo one time I had this little kid who thought I was chuck. I had a beard Back then lik

its SPECKS fault

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Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick so hard it traveled through time, instantly killing Amelia Erhart mid flight.