Twas

3 nites before Christmas and all thru the house
You could just feel the tension between him and his spouse
One big box wrapped under the tree
He looked at her and said I KNOW WHAT IT BE
Dont spoil it she said and turned the other way
I tolt her I dont think I can stand it another day
It came from Cabelas you cant fool me
She said shut up, go to bed and just let it be
Come on honey lemme open just one
She told me if I touch them presents my arse is done
So I guess I will just wait till Christmas eve night
And get me 2 new drift socks, man thats outta site
:biggrin

bwahahaha.....very good

:Rofl:Rofl

Good deal.

O'man, you a poet and don't know it

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O'man, you a poet and don't know it

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he's a poet and we dont know it!!!:Rofl

Hahahahaha Hey she read it and even said it was pretty witty, although she aint too happy with me for trying to guess whats in all dem boxes lol

Very good.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
GDG is a Gewber
And that's all there is to it

Wannabe...

Ps, you build her a table that is like 6 years in the planing and week in the making and she whips out the credit card and the cabelas catalog on you?

Your getting hosed.

Wannabe...

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Ps, you build her a table that is like 6 years in the planing and week in the making and she whips out the credit card and the cabelas catalog on you?

Your getting hosed.

Wannabe...

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How true, how true. Lol

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And she already got the table, geesh.

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Very good GDG.

Didnt yo daddy tell you aint nuttin fair bout no woman!!!!!!!

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Didnt yo daddy tell you aint nuttin fair bout no woman!!!!!!!

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