Crappie Rap Song

I got a new boat
and its called an Excel
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
It's got all the stuff
And It's set up really well
(Ta Pitcha- Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
I caught a lot of fish
When I wuz a Crankin
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
The other guys were worried
Cuz I gave their butts a Spankin
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
I felt sorry for um
So I tried some other Baits
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
They called Minner Critters
And their tale UNGULATES
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
The rain keeps comin
And I keep gettin wetter
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Psss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
You can find them baits
From a dude named Meat Getter
(Ta Pitcha-Putcha-Pssss Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss)
My wife is gettin mad
And I'm bout to get a stabbin
(Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss Ta Picha-Pitcha-Pssss)
So get yer booty's out
And do yerself some SLABIN!!!!!!





Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

Lmbo dont give up on selling boats brm

LMAO, Glad we got to read it cause afraid what your singing would be like.:yikes

:Rofl

That's pretty good Bdawg.

lmbo!!!! dude you ain;t right , better keep you day job . i bet you will sell more boats than you do cds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see it now ! BRM with Meatgetter singing back ground noises.:Rofl

we go togther like minner critter and minners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ungulates.. Yall shldve heard the BS when he broke out that word!! Lmao!!

Me and ole Hawgdog spanked them Sippi boys Saturday at the Mud Hole. Ta Pitcha-Pitcha-Pssss!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA

We had a blast!!!! I tolt them Sippi boys that the reason them Minner Critters caught more feeshes than the other ones wuz because their tale UNGULATES more than the competitors did!! BWAHAHAHAHA

Yall are right about the sangin part tho!!! LMBO


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

I'm jest glad that weren't a audio post;)

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Originally Posted by captcall

I'm jest glad that weren't a audio post;)

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It sounds better live!!!! Ask my buddy Slabin!!! Lmao


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

Brm using big words ungulating he he. Man gots to look that one

I'm expanding my vocabulary!!! BWAHAHAHAHA


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

I'll jest take your word fer it Bill:fish

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Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine

It sounds better live!!!! Ask my buddy Slabin!!! Lmao


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

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Originally Posted by captcall

I'll jest take your word fer it Bill:fish

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You are one smart dude!!!! LMBO.


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

This song is still funny tho!!! My best werk yet!!! BWAHAHAHAHA


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

You're quite a cunning linguist there Bill ! 8-)

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Originally Posted by Kenny65

You're quite a cunning linguist there Bill ! 8-)

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LMBO. I tried!!!!


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers

I was there when he used that big word. He kind of looked around to see if anybody noticed and just kept on.

Undulating Minner Critter Tails!!! Gotta love it. .


Big River Marine
Bill Burnett
870-635-0202

We offer Xpress, Excel, and Alweld Boats. Yamaha, Suzuki, Evinrude, and Tohatsu/Nissan Engines.
Pro Staff, Southern Pro Tackle and Ozark Rods.
Member, Tri-State Crappie Anglers