The gewber ''Big H''

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08-17-2012, 05:15 PM
Big C

The gewber ''Big H''

My story starts about a month ago.I mention to Big H that I was going to Tunica and he begged and pleaded(can I please follow you)with many reservations I agreed.So we agree to meet a Charlie's ramp,but wouldn't you know he's late.After a few curse words over the phone he shows up.This is where it gets interesting.He goes to remove the transom saver and the trim will not stop going up.I'm going crazy trying to figure how to make it stop,calmly big h says give it a while it will stop.Yeah after 10 mins.Finally heading to the water,but wouldn't you know it ,motor will not start(dead battery).H starts yelling,bring some booster cables(really).After another 30 mins of cuttin wires and burning finger tips we're off to fish.The rest of the day went pretty good.
So about 30 mins ago I call big h let's go to Grenada Sunday.And all I get is a bunch of excuses.He's number one excuse was,he has still not fixed he's boat.What kind of fisherman will go a month without fixxing he's boat.And these are minor repairs.I wrote this to give him a hard time and this is everybody's chance to let him have it.He deserves it.
08-17-2012, 05:28 PM
Big H trucking

Well the 6 day work weeks have really caught up to this Fat Boy,but I am making alot of money. So i guess over this last months span i should have called one of my buddys that has all kinds of time on his hands( like BigC or Slabin) and paid one of these Gewbers to fix it. Or you would think these buddys of mine would have said. Hey BigH has been busy as Minner at a buffay. Lets run over there nd fix it fer the old boy.Nope instead these two gewbers go fishing while BigH is moving the World one trailer at a time. Let me drop this last one here at the railyard for to and i will be back with yall...Pfffffftttttttt
08-17-2012, 05:38 PM
slabin

first off you are a gewber for letting you boat sit unrepaired for a month and if you need help to fix it all you have to do is say something would be more then glad to work on your boat and i wouldn't even charge you a dime :biggrin, a hungry mouth dont get feed unless it opens it. and if you remember i was getting up at 3:15 to go to work last week, moving the world one skid at a time so some gewber like you could haul the freight. now drop that trailer out
08-17-2012, 06:07 PM
G3 Troller

Ill be at nader sunday big h. Ifn u ax minnertroller he might allow you in da boat with us.

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08-17-2012, 06:21 PM
BigBlue

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Originally Posted by G3 Troller

Ill be at nader sunday big h. Ifn u ax minnertroller he might allow you in da boat with us.

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Sure be hard looking at him all day... Get you some blinders
08-17-2012, 06:31 PM
Big C

Stay focused this is about Big h being a slacker.
08-17-2012, 06:31 PM
Big C

He will have an excuse.

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Originally Posted by G3 Troller

Ill be at nader sunday big h. Ifn u ax minnertroller he might allow you in da boat with us.

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08-17-2012, 06:49 PM
Big H trucking

You one armed one eyed low rent Gewber. It is on my list for tomorrow after i get through moving the other half of the world. A MANS work is never done.
08-17-2012, 07:00 PM
wilbur

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Originally Posted by Big H trucking

You one armed one eyed low rent Gewber. It is on my list for tomorrow after i get through moving the other half of the world. A MANS work is never done.

You tell em BigH, us truck drivers have to stick together. I dont think these Guys can get up at 4:00am 5 days a week. Well maybe WB can, but its just to P than back to bed he goes.
08-17-2012, 07:03 PM
Big H trucking

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Originally Posted by wilbur

You tell em BigH, us truck drivers have to stick together. I dont think these Guys can get up at 4:00am 5 days a week. Well maybe WB can, but its just to P than back to bed he goes.

4am shoot some days 230am and work till 6-7pm. But in this business you got to get it when you can.
08-17-2012, 07:12 PM
KDAVID1

Tighten up big h

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08-17-2012, 07:18 PM
slimeyslab

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Originally Posted by Big H trucking

4am shoot some days 230am and work till 6-7pm. But in this business you got to get it when you can.

I get up everyday at 2:30 am. Of coarse it's just to take a leak, then I go back to sleep. So pfffttt! Mater of fact sometimes I don't even go to sleep till 2:30am but that's a whole nother thread.
08-17-2012, 07:20 PM
slabin

when did you get the hostess cupcake account and how many boxes have you takin
08-17-2012, 07:25 PM
Big H trucking

I will haul loads of dog poo at 230am if they got the $$$$$$....Quit playing you know i dropped that container of high heels and chaps off at yo house yesterday morning for you to start modeling for Big C and Canebreaker
08-17-2012, 07:28 PM
slabin

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Originally Posted by Big H trucking

I will haul loads of dog poo at 230am if they got the $$$$$$....Quit playing you know i dropped that container of high heels and chaps off at yo house yesterday morning for you to start modeling for Big C and Canebreaker

nothing i can say thats funny right their
08-17-2012, 07:30 PM
Big H trucking

Got to drop Canebreakers container of PBR off Monday morning but thats not new thats Every monday
08-17-2012, 07:33 PM
slimeyslab

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Originally Posted by Big H trucking

Got to drop Canebreakers container of PBR off Monday morning but thats not new thats Every monday

Don't forget to drop my load of books off. They're called "Butla fishing guide for idiots"... Bwahaha
08-17-2012, 07:38 PM
Big H trucking

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Originally Posted by slimeyslab

Don't forget to drop my load of books off. They're called "Butla fishing guide for idiots"... Bwahaha

No need for books just come and watch me,bigc,and slabin the next time were on bulta. You will see idiots in action,and we will make sure you laugh all day. Shoot Slabin might wear his high heels,chaps,and his Mexican wreslting mask:D:D:D
08-17-2012, 07:45 PM
slimeyslab

What color is Slabins hair? Just curios is all... Bwahaha
08-17-2012, 07:46 PM
Big H trucking

Depends on what wig and what day it is. You can pick
08-17-2012, 07:47 PM
slabin

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Originally Posted by slimeyslab

What color is Slabins hair? Just curios is all... Bwahaha

are you asking me to fish in your boat with you i will
08-17-2012, 07:47 PM
slimeyslab

Does red hair on Tuesday work?
08-17-2012, 07:49 PM
slabin

red it is, should ibring the mimi
08-17-2012, 07:49 PM
Big H trucking

Thats fine Slimey. Heck for a RC cola and Moonpie. The sky is the limit with him..
08-17-2012, 07:54 PM
slimeyslab

Sounds good. I've always wanted a red head from another state.
08-17-2012, 07:54 PM
slimeyslab

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Originally Posted by slabin

red it is, should ibring the mimi

Nah, leave your granny at home.
08-17-2012, 07:57 PM
Big H trucking

No his mimi and when you meet Slabin. Get him to tell you about mimi......or ask BigC........
08-17-2012, 08:14 PM
Big H trucking

Slabin slimey said bring Mimi,but you had to hold it still for him.
08-17-2012, 08:21 PM
slabin

he's going to have to hold it himself i sure hope i dont have to bring the instruction manual
08-17-2012, 09:04 PM
Big H trucking

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Originally Posted by slabin

he's going to have to hold it himself i sure hope i dont have to bring the instruction manual

Hope they have pics in them......
08-18-2012, 07:24 AM
SlabLapper4sure

Big H, do you actually bust them trailers out or drive and drop um?I know pulling them 2 hoses and 1 plug and turning them dolly's can get pretty tiring!So can lumping 1200 car tires in 120 degree heat.Are you one of them OTR drivers or do you actually know how to back one of them things up?:Rofl How's that BIG C??

OLD GEEZER FISHERMEN NEVER DIE, THEY JUST SMELL THAT WAY!!
08-18-2012, 07:35 AM
Eagle 1

Don't worry big H , after election day you will have plenty of time to work on the boat and fish !
08-18-2012, 08:38 AM
canebreaker

I sit here most of the time on this pc looking for craigslist finds. You have boat issues and don't invite me for help.
That container will get here just in time. I have 5 cases left for the weekend.
08-18-2012, 10:29 AM
Big H trucking

Just so yall Gewbers know just stopped by Tracker boat center at 70 and 64 i got parts for it ordered they did not have the relays in stock should be here Wensday. When i get off this evening carring starting battery to wallyworld to be tested and replaced if bad. Good thing tho its till in warrenty. So hows that Pfffffffftttttttt
08-18-2012, 02:57 PM
Big C

You better have it ready by tomorrow.Thats all I got to say.

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08-18-2012, 06:10 PM
BigBlue

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Originally Posted by Big C

You better have it ready by tomorrow.Thats all I got to say.

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I was told earlier it won't be ready befor October...
08-18-2012, 06:16 PM
Big H trucking

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Originally Posted by BigBlue

I was told earlier it won't be ready befor October...

Pfffffffffttttttttttt it will be ready labor day weekend.....
08-18-2012, 06:20 PM
Big H trucking

By the way Had someone to call and ask me out on a fishing date for next Saturday. They won we over when they said you want to go drink beer and fish next saturday. I had to promise to fish shirtless though but for beer i can do that. Now cross yalls fingers me and my guys will be caught up enough i go next Saturday
08-18-2012, 07:13 PM
feelay

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Originally Posted by Big H trucking

By the way Had someone to call and ask me out on a fishing date for next Saturday.

That was awful nice of Gator.
08-18-2012, 07:17 PM
Big H trucking

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Originally Posted by feelay

That was awful nice of Gator.

Yeah right.....you noticed i said hopefully we will be caught up So i can go.....Bwahahaha