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Ifn you in a motel and have 12 BPT moments within an hour or so, don't use the hand lotion, provided by said motel, expectin a soothing relief. WHEWWWWW WEEEEEE!!!!! I think this eastern time zone has affected my innards reaction to any food. If sumptin don't give, y'all won't even recognize me when I get home.
you know, I read this topics title and then noticed the author, Im sorry minner but I couldnt help but laugh my kister off LOL, Im not sure the exact term for this but I think its something like "oxymoron" hehe
I mean words of wisdom and minner in the same topic :yikes
That's funny
Maachuu, trust me on this one. Occasionally I might say somethin a little far fetched and somewhat comical, but this, by no means is a laughin matter.
Is it ok to think that you apparently could be prepared for a colonoscopy after this episode ??Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
Stay away from the powder too. Some of them will leave blisters.
After this mornin, I could almost see my colon myself. No examination necessary. It's fine.Quote:
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A choice has to be made.
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Minner, I am sorry, butt, Rofl, this is too funny!RoflRofl
Since I had my gall bladder taken out this spring, I have days like your's too once in a while!
Dang, minner you do get yer self into some kind of pickle.... Eat some cheese and buy some dipper wipes....
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Oh, we're past the diaper wipes. We're at the point of drip dry.
Sorry u dealn wit all that but yall startn to worry me trying hand lotion, butt paste, powder and wipes........guess yall really will try anything
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They say that icy/hot will clear that right up. That's exactly what it's made for. You use it when you want your ^$$ to feel icy since it's been too hot. Trust me
What happens when you frequent boofays! Everybody is using the same spoon or tongs to load their plate. Some folks ain't real hygeinic 'bout washing their hands. You grab an egg roll, rib, whatever, with the tongs, eat the roll with your hands that touched the tongs that everyone else has touched...BAM! Microbes got a foothold on yo arse!
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Minner I fell your pain, been there and done that.
One word-Desetin. It's how I spell relief. Lmao
That's fer yo dentures ain't it? Or is it fer yo feet? I ain't puttin it nor icy hot no where near my problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by ScottV
I settled on the Boudreaux's Butt Paste (Extra Strength). It has calmed it down a little, but now the kleenexes wanna stick and cause a serious malfunction. May hafta get a roll of the Blue shop towels or jus start takin a shower every time I visit the John.
One werd...Huggies baby wipes! Okay, that's 3 werds but they are sooo soft and soothing when yo tushie is on fire.
Hope when I get yalls age I dont have all this trouble.
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Ok. I remember now. Gold Bond powder. Stay away from it. It'll leave blisters on your hiney. The Monkey Butt powder isn't bad though.
Uggggg....I take a lunch break, think I'll check out cc n see what's going on, n I get THIS thread. Kin y'all start warning me in the title or somethin?? No no Barbie will work just fine. I now know way more about yalls butts than I EVER wanted to know!!! N there went lunch.....
hey minner, how abut some of elmo's crab legs tonite?Devil Icon
This conversation is heading down the toilet...lol
It'll be o k , minner. It'll grow away
Minner the baby wipes are the way to go. I had some in the Duck Boat two years ago. It was a nippy 5 degrees and the pain hit me I found a sand bar and pulled in. Grabbed the wipes and away I went. THose things will FREEZE and was like wiping with RAZOR BLADES. lmao You live and learn.
I will never smashmouth minner again. The boy has a voodoo doll. I was up 3 hours last night myself. Thats all I'm sayin
Guess who I'm sendin over to apply the Boudreaux's?Quote:
Originally Posted by EmptyStringer
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