LOOKING FOR THE OLD DUCKHUNTER / WENDELL FROM ARK IF YOU KNOW OF HIM AND KNOW IF HE IS HEALTHY LET ME KNOW PLEASE:biggrin
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LOOKING FOR THE OLD DUCKHUNTER / WENDELL FROM ARK IF YOU KNOW OF HIM AND KNOW IF HE IS HEALTHY LET ME KNOW PLEASE:biggrin
I haven't heard from him in a while. I've been wondering about him too. I'll see if I can find out what he's been up to. He's a dandy.
sure is a dandy, PM with any information I've emailed him a bunch of times no answer, I knew he was having some health problems??
seen a post by him on April 25 2012????
yall taking bout Wendell Fritz?
Talked to him on here last year through pms. Good old dude and funny as heck. At the time he didn't say anything about health problems but I didn't ask either. When I drive by that big black bird I wonder if old is around them parts, wouldn't mind running into him in person.
yep that's him. He's a good buddy and we've had some good fun
the news of my demise has been greatly exaggerated.
that's good news. was beginning to worry.
Speak of the devil and he sho will come. Glad the hogs ain't eat you. Lol
tall, haven't you heard? daddy hog rode off into no one knows where on his motorcycle and by now wishes he hadn't made that one ride on it.
Lol
Every body hold on here comes a lot of BS, Welcome back to the real world, you ole peckerwood
how you doing Old Duckhunter? have you told these boys that duck ban trick i play'd on my buddies from Illinois.... Havnt seen you in forever do you still hunt with Fred up at tha field?
daddy rat, which one were you? bubba? gene? i'm telling you folks that was the funniest prank pulled on a duck hunter to ever come down the pike. ever. it will top any prank anyone can come up with. bar none. if he's either one of the two mentioned guys he's a certified nut. and i haven't hunted with fred since i moved to ark. one heck of a good friend and one heck of a place to kill ducks but i just lost interest in it when linda got sick and to be honest haven't missed it at all even though i hunted them hard for 53 years.
the duck band story. it has to be told. it's clean too. i was in the same field as these nuts hunting with fred and didn't know what went on untill that night. these two certified nuts, one arky that had moved to ill brought two of his friends down from ill for a duck hunt in ark. their first ever duck hunt by the way. now the place we were hunting was close to hornersville, mo where each year they have a ducks unlimitied supper and had duck bands made for the supper for drawings for prizes. there happened to be some left over bands from that supper and the above mentioned certified nuts cabbaged onto them. the wheels started turning just before the duck hunt with the first timers from ill. the time was either late dec or early jan. the temp was cold cold and naturally the water was cold cold too. the two certified nuts made it up before hand that they would wait until they knew one of the guests from ill killed a duck and he knew he killed that duck but one of the nuts went out and picked up the duck and slipped one of the du bands on it and held it up and said, "look what i got when i shot this duck. i got a band." every duck hunter wants a duck band and this guest knew he killed the duck but he was afraid to say anything about it and let it go. later when the two nuts knew for sure the other guest killed a duck one of the nuts went out and picked it upand slipped a band on it and yelled, "look. i killed me a banded duck." the other guest knew he killed the duck but wouldn't say anything because he was a guest. now in the blind the two nuts were bragging about them getting a duck band. nothing from the guests. the hunting slowed down and one of the guests was up watching for ducks and one of the nuts was sleeping on the bench and the guest watching for ducks said, "we got a problem." what is it? the boat is sitting out in the pond. it had floated out from the boat hide and out in the pond. it was late afternoon by then. the owner of the boat said he wasn't going to get it. the other nut said he wasn't and one of the guests said, " if you will give me one of those bands i'll strip off naked and go get the boat." the nut said, "if you'll do that you can have both bands." not the most certified nut had a camera in his blind bag and all the time the guest was stripping he was taking pictures but low and behold it was too cold and the pictures didn't take. but the guest waded out and got the boat and brought it back to the blind. that night fred called me and told me what happened and said, "one of the certified nuts and one of the boys from ill is hunting with us tomorrow." perfect. now the certified nut hunted by me in the blind and folks that man can make a anyone laugh. the guest from ill was sitting back on the bench and the nut punched me and pointed and the guest was fondling his band that he had put on his laynard. rolling it round and round and admiring it. the nut would look at me and grin and i'd almost go to my knees trying to keep from laughing. later the guest said while still fondling his hard erned band, "hornersvill ducks unlimited." and fred said, "yes, they band a lot of ducks down there." again i went to my knees on the blind floor. about 9 months later the certified nut from ill that brought the guests down told him the truth. the guest felt like killing him. he hunted with us another time or two and took it all in stride. if any of you ever met the true certified nut you would say he needs to be in an institution. he missed his calling.
pm me daddy rat
Rofl They were well mannered not to say something that day. They might have figured they would have trouble getting out on their own. Rofl
Daddy Rat, I've tried to get him to go, he won't do it.
Bubba..... I'm at gene Adams. Rite now having a beer n eat'n backback ribs.... That sure was funny did you wear them turkey out? I got in to this trolling for crappie n don't even hunt much anymore. Just fish n farm
tall you are right that they were well mannered and that made it so much better. i called bubba that night and he told me the whole story. no one but bubba and shanefelt could have pulled that off. speaking of bubba i was in the blind with him when he probably quit duck hunting. he was sitting on the bench and said, "i'm done. i'm gonna quit duck hunting." i forgot who but someone in the blind bet him q100.00 he wouldn't. he did. bubba tell gene i haven't forgotten him. i made some great friends back then in the duck blind.
bubba, i don't belive i could live like that. eating baby back ribs and drinking beer. i would love to see you again but probably won't. you, gene and gene are good peoples. i'm laughing my hind end off now just thinking of you and shanefelt. he's a double nut. i wish you the best in farming.
Whitlock just got here and told tha one bout Heath blowing that mateing call you made lol. He said to tell you Hi
tht aint right atall guys
what I said a lot of BS now that he''s back
rich, that was a true story. i've hunted with bubba several times and his croney in the prank. his croney is a double certified nut. they all good people. bubba and the gene he was eatin' ribs with used to duck guide together. i happened to be in the blind and bubba was sittin' on the bench. all of a sudden he said, "i'm quittin' this stuff." i think fred bet him 100.00 he wouldn't. fred lost. had a lot of laughs with all of them. and killed a few ducks too. maybe more than a few.