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I have a second rate Satdoc at my house this mornin. This joker must be skeert of heights. I'm layin on top of my chimney because this jack leg said he couldn't get the lnb off. He's gone to the truck now to get me more screws to fasten the new lnb.
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Ifin he is skeert of heights he aint got no business puttin in satellites.
All right. The problem is a disgruntled homeowner (me) and a "skeert to lose his job" Satdoc. I went to great pains to mount my dish to my chimney and they way he was holding onto the bracin, I'm sure he's skeert of heights. Well I've gotten the new lnb installed and I've gotten him werkin on gettin a waiver to hook everything up the way I want it.
Git him to write waiver on a blue paper towel then you know what to do with the waiver. lol
If he wasnt such a wimp he would have gone on and done it anyway.
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Well he's finally seent things my way. I told him to jus leave and calm down and I'd calm down and move the ****ing thing where I wanted it. He asked if I wanted him to come back and I told him not really, but I didn't have a choice so come on back after lunch.
He told me after he couldn't get a waiver that the dish was gonna hafta be moved and wanted to know where I wanted it. That's when I lost it. I told him "Ifn you hadn't gewbered around all mornin I could have done had the ****ing thing moved and you could've been gone. But no, you gewbered around til it got hot and now my fat arse gonna hafta get up on that steep ****ing roof and drill holes in brick. Thanks a lot buddy." All he could say was "Maannn, I'm sorry". And all I could think was "Dayum Sat, and his bum knee."
So now I got it moved, ain't got no service and my blood pressure is out the roof. Plus my drawers are stickin to my butt. I hate it when that happens. It never does it on my real job.
Oh yea, that was the censored version.
And dont EVEN call him a SATDOC! He is just a wannabe installer!!!!!!!banghead:deadhorse
U shoulda got a real roofer too, if'n I am seeing rite someone skint yo @#$ when they put yo shangles on.
thats what I though tooQuote:
Originally Posted by Rees Guide
I skunt them up when I dug my toenails into em while tryin to move the ****ing dish. I also skunt my purty head too. I knocked a big ol pop knot on my head.
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It'd kilt me ifn I hadn't had a hat on. Dang thats a purty head.
Just spit coke all over my screen!!!!!!!!!!!
Minner, honey, you could have just paid someone to do that for you. Probably would have been less than the hospital bill u may incur if u get back up there. Just sayin ;)
Minner you would have been alot better off to of waited on the ONE AND ONLY SATDOC! I have had guys like that at home, working on my Dish Network and it makes you wonder how they ever got a job!
Honey? Hmmmm. Hey WB, look what a pop knot will do fer ya.
Barbie, my wife is a lowly drug dealer and I werk fer an insurance co. I can't just sling benjy's and grants around every which way. Plus, I look really good doin manual labor.
Dmw, Sat would've done it fer me, but he'd a had to of charged $18000 just to get to my part of the whirled. I stays on the other side of the state from him. Anyhow, the jack leg ain't come back and I ain't got no tv. Y'all keep me posted on how the football season goes. I figure that's when I'll be able to get somebody back out here.
Minner good luck getting someone out there that is good! I had some Indian and I am not talking American Indian either come out! The jerk couldn't even speak ENGLISH! And he smelled of smoke! Stunk up the whole house! He ended up screwing things up worse than what they were before! I called them morons at Dish and told them just what I thought of them and their R _ _ H _ _ d! LOL I would have paid Sat $18,000 that week! I finally got someone out there that undid everything that jerk did and got me fixed up!
just a SWAG but i don't think this is going to end well.........
All minner would have to do is fill my truck up and I would help the poooor boy out.
No, ws, your right. This can't end well. I'm sure my wife is gonna wanna rub my head when she gets home and that ain't gonna be possible cause of the ****ing dish and we gonna hafta talk to each other fer three hours til bed time cause we can't watch tv and it don't take that long to read the paper. Nope, it ain't gonna end well at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by windstone
Plus I'm waitin on a call from em right now. They said they'd call me in 20 minutes and that was 19 minutes ago. This is gonna get good.
Dang...minner...u dun made me laugh! I was mad cause I can't catch any fish. Thanks for the therapy!! :D
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Werent talking bout em being skunt up, we can save it for another day. You gonna have to watch the game on yo phone!!!!!
Well it's been two hours almost and them yahoos ain't called me yet. I did however come home and crawl back up there and get me one tv werkin. Least I can watch the game tonight. The kids ain't happy, but they'll live. Don't get me wrong tho. I still ain't happy.
Well, jus got off the phone with directv and got it rescheduled fer next Monday. They could've done it tomorrow but I ain't gonna be there to tell the gewber hes a gewber and that Sat said so too. I did ask that they send a different gewber this time tho. I'm tellin ya, DD could've duct taped my system together better than what this yahooligan was gonna do. I think the older I get, the more agitated I get when gewbers like this wanna do it the way they want it instead of how I want it. Is this a sign of geezerism?
No, it's what happens after you get a knot on your head.
Bwahahahaha. Pfffft. The knot came after the fact or as a result of this gewber not doin what I wanted done. I'm sure glad this was Free, professional installation. I would've hated to known how I would've reacted ifn I'd a been payin fer this. And before y'all start, I do know that eventually I will have paid fer it.Quote:
Originally Posted by majflyboy
You paid for the recievers but the GEWBER was for free. :banghead::screwy::eek:
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