Let's see who can come up with the funniest boat names...
I will start off with the.... Rabid Minnow
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Let's see who can come up with the funniest boat names...
I will start off with the.... Rabid Minnow
A fellow I new had a big cruiser boat that you could live aboard. Only problem was his wife, Ruth, would not ride on the boat, made her sick so she drove to wherre they were going and met him there. (Usually up and down the intracoastal waterway).
He named his boat "Ruthless". We thought it was hilarious. Rofl
Ray
Well I used to have a 14' Aluminum boat with a 20 horse on it which I named SKINT BAK. I went to walmart and bought the stencil which I stuck on the side of the boat. Imagine 2 college guys riding around in that small boat with skint bak on the side of it. We put a lot of fish in that boat though.
I don't know if it's funny but mine is ugly boat named after ugly stik which is my fav rod even painted black base coat with red and yeller camo to match
The Floppy Crappie
I had one once named Leakie Teakie Too...
come'on guys, this is a great thread,,besides,,I'm hunt'n a name for my boat...water witch..comes to mind,,just thinking out loud here..CrappiePro has the "Dark Angel"
I knew a guy had a glass bass boat named "too SMALLmouth" and a little metal crappie boat named "crappy crappie"
Low water dragging to a fish or duck hole and I've given my boat a few names.
Rebel 15
I was thinking "Red Dawn" since my old boat is kinda red..
I once carved out a top water bass lure I called MinnowPause,,designed to catch the old sow bass...lol
We just bought a 87 model 24' sun tracker. It's our dive boat.
Her name us "Tsunami 1"
I had a 2 man bass raider plastic boat named "Crappie Killa"
Minnow pause......man that's funny right there lol!!!
Minnow Pause!!! That's what I'd name my boat. That's a killer name, and ifn ya don't use it, I'm gonna!!!'. LMBO
BRM
Only name I could think of for a grumpy old man's red boat would be . ''Red Arse'' or just plain old '' Red A--''rotflQuote:
Originally Posted by xring
Some folks here call Striped Bass "Rockfish". Guy named his Striper boat "Rock On"
SeaRay
LOL Don I love That Name For your Boat Red Dawn, lets make it official and give it your blessing.
Yes I love my boat the Dark Angel, (jet Black LOWE STINGER) it is a funny name to me... but I try to make sure the crappie dont laugh at it. LOL
My other camo painted War Eagle is named after my Wife the USS Shelly Ann...A truely time tested warrior on the battlefield. This is kinda making my wife mad cos #1 she thinks the Dark Angel is another Female for some reason... and #2 why aint her name on the nicer boat now. Hmmmm am I messing up with the boat names, Naw I just tell her "Now you know your my first and only love Honey" That seems to be working for now. LOL
Red barron
I had a nice post typed up this morning when crappie.com died on me, and I lost it...sadly, I thought about useing my wife's name,,but didn't want to make any of them mad, I could do GloriaLindaLynnBeverleySandyMaryAnn,,,but the boat is only 17.5 feet long...
I'm leaning towards "Red Dawn" to go with my complection when Rtark beats me.....
And I do like "minnow Pause" maybe spelled "Men-O-Pause",,or maybe not...That will certainly get you out of the house...lol Or maybe "Men-O-Paws"
Maybe, To all you virgins, Thanks for nuthin"
Everything is so difficult these days...I have "blushing" called her worse...lol
Xring your a hoot. You might get us all in trouble lol.
Can't tell the name of mine on here, its a family friendly site, and she ain't no G-rated name (most of the time)
Dang Xring how many EXs you got?
X Ring
You didn't leave anybody out did you?
The grand kids like to hear me and Mimi argue about whose boat is whose. They claim her boat is the 24' pontoon and mine is the "little boat". So I guess we have Mimi's boat and Poppa Don's boat. Oh yea; I don't have a house according to them as well. That is Mimi's too.
Don
Creek,,unfortunately,,I have enough to bait a trot line,,not cut bait either, one to the hook...and DRPepper, them Kids may turn into divorce attorneys..thay have that "natural ability" lol
I found that the old thing about whats theirs is theirs,,whats mine is theirs AND whatever I may have in the future may well be theirs.,..God,,don't ya love'm......lol
Oh,,my name is Don also, most of my friends call me BROKE Don...I can't figger that out...lol
I thought of the perfect name for your boat xring how about ''Bullseye''? Just don't put a bullseye (target ) on the side , you got too many ex's .rotfl
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Originally Posted by xring
Just remember you have a wife as long as you are married but you have an ex wife forever.
My boat is called the Aquaholic:cheers2
How bout the s.s pms
Was going out sportfishing in the gulf out of Freeport Tx. saw a boat named " For the Good Times" . The captian said it WAS actually Ray Price's boat ....cool
Also, once read a book about a sailing couple and the 'liveaborad' lifestyle ..... the name of the boat the "Luna C" its authors 'Tunuts' . LOL good read.