Ya'll guess which Member

Ya'll got to guess. Then I will tell the answer. I was off on a deer hunting trip with the boys for another youth weekend this weekend. Got lucky and nephew killed a cow horn spike 13 inch horns with 13 inch spread weighing in a 160 pounds. Anyway I was at the processor dropping deer off and a lady pulls up with 2 young boys (first I think wow what a mom to go hunting with her boys,, must not be a man around the house) and she says "my husband is crappie fishing so I had to go hunting with the youngest boy. They had 2 deer in the truck.
Come on now give me your guesses...

It starts with a M and ends with a N.

Some good ole boys get lucky and get a good ole girl for a wife!!!!!!!!

I would have said WB.

Minnerman

I'll just say a gewber. Now I'm covered either way

Twern't me. Huntin' is men's work. Is told me so. And popped me on da head just for asking. That's how I remember.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

I'll just say a gewber. Now I'm covered either way

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good guess ES because gewber=minnermanRofl

Yep Minner it was.. That boy got him a good one for sure.

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Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68

Yep Minner it was.. That boy got him a good one for sure.

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Understatement of the year! That boy out kicked his coverage by a mile when he conned her into saying I do. She is way too purty for him and is a pharmacist to boot! Must have been a shortage of guys to pick from over on that side of the state.:D

You know I was really close to saying to Minner's wife....

You know Minner has always bragged about how well he had his wife trained and how she did whatever he told her but I never believed till I seen it myself...

Then I thought naww Minner never done nothing to me and just said nothing much at all.. just went home and told my wife about it and she said don't be getting no crazy thoughts..

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Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68

You know I was really close to saying to Minner's wife....

You know Minner has always bragged about how well he had his wife trained and how she did whatever he told her but I never believed till I seen it myself...

Then I thought naww Minner never done nothing to me and just said nothing much at all.. just went home and told my wife about it and she said don't be getting no crazy thoughts..

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RoflRofl

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Feelay? Outkicked my coverage? Bwahahahahahahahaha. I've heard it all now. That girl's lucky to have a fine feller like me.
Lemme jus say this. It's all cause you ain't as purty as me, as charmin as me, as fit and trim as me, don't werk as hard as me and dont drive a chevy like me.

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Originally Posted by "G"

good guess ES because gewber=minnermanRofl

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Pfffffft. Shaddup.

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Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68

You know I was really close to saying to Minner's wife....

You know Minner has always bragged about how well he had his wife trained and how she did whatever he told her but I never believed till I seen it myself...

Then I thought naww Minner never done nothing to me and just said nothing much at all.. just went home and told my wife about it and she said don't be getting no crazy thoughts..

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She woulda understood.

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Twern't me. Huntin' is men's work. Is told me so. And popped me on da head just for asking. That's how I remember.

Wannabe...

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Yo teckneek is all wrong, boy. Ya don't ask em, ya tell em.

I think I might have a little too looked surprised when she said she was Minner's wife. That boy married way up.

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Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68

I think I might have a little too looked surprised when she said she was Minner's wife. That boy married way up.

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Wait a minute gewber. Yo wife ain't said nuthin bout all that grease we spilt on yo back patio. And you done purty well fo yo self as well. Y'all oughta see what kinda purty kids this woman has. You know she's gotta be purty to overcome this ugly joker.

Minners wife probably went to that school up northHands Clapping

Yep-got him a real keeper. It's like I tell everyone about my wife--I caught her on a bad day (bad for her=good for me):cool:

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Originally Posted by MINNERTROLLER

Minners wife probably went to that school up northHands Clapping

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Nope. She wasn't cheap. She went to Samford. Took me longer to pay her off than it did two brand new Chevys.