Real life is the funniest

So I'm watching a mixed martial arts bout last night on TV with the wife. She's reading while also pretending to care what was on the screen. The sound is turned down and she appears attentive and even ok with me watching something she considers barbaric and man child like. She's really a great sport about it all as usual. The two fighters are locked in a clinch and one of them grabs his trunks to keep his opponent from manipulating him against the cage. The announcer promptly says "good move on his part, he can maintain his leverage better and to explain for our audience it's legal to grab your own pants but it's not legal to grab your opponent's pants". I look over at her a few seconds later and her jaw is on the floor. Hesitating she says "i just don't understand how that can be a legal part of fighting, that's terrible". So say I "what's that honey"? When she tells me what she thought she had heard I am helpless for 10 minutes while trying to learn how to breath again. When I finally get to where I can talk I explain "babe, he said it's legal to grab your own pants", he did not say "it's legal to crap your own,,,,," :D:D:D

You can't make this stuff up.

Now that's funny.RoflRoflRofl Your wife must hear about as good as I do.:D

I think she was thinking about some of the guys you fish with and all the duck calling going on. Guess if it is legal for MMA it is legal in crappie fishing also??? That is funny stuff. I have experiance in two differant forms of martial arts and enjoy watching it also to see how these guys put multiple disiplines together in the cage. But the wife wants nothing to do with it at all even on TV. So I record a lot of the fights to wath later and don't get to go to many fights or matches anymore. For some reason I am seeing you rolling around on the floor laughing and not being able to get up like you just got hit by one of the MMA guys. Funny stuff.

good one.

x2

Good stuff Kaz!!

I wish I could find the story again. It seems a couple of years ago, some thugs decided to hold up a couple of old ladies walking down the street. The old ladies were reluctant to give up their purses to the thugs and proceeded to beat the heck out of them instead. After the thugs had their collective rear ends kicked all over the street, they discovered the old ladies were actually two MMA fighters going to a Halloween costume party.

Yuk...Yuk...Yuk...goodun kazRofl

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Originally Posted by Speck

I wish I could find the story again. It seems a couple of years ago, some thugs decided to hold up a couple of old ladies walking down the street. The old ladies were reluctant to give up their purses to the thugs and proceeded to beat the heck out of them instead. After the thugs had their collective rear ends kicked all over the street, they discovered the old ladies were actually two MMA fighters going to a Halloween costume party.

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I remember that like it was yesterday! I was one of them.............................worst beating I ever tookRofl

Rofl Good for sure Kaz...

I think that sounds like a pretty darn effective defense strategy in close quarters combat!