Real life is the funniest
So I'm watching a mixed martial arts bout last night on TV with the wife. She's reading while also pretending to care what was on the screen. The sound is turned down and she appears attentive and even ok with me watching something she considers barbaric and man child like. She's really a great sport about it all as usual. The two fighters are locked in a clinch and one of them grabs his trunks to keep his opponent from manipulating him against the cage. The announcer promptly says "good move on his part, he can maintain his leverage better and to explain for our audience it's legal to grab your own pants but it's not legal to grab your opponent's pants". I look over at her a few seconds later and her jaw is on the floor. Hesitating she says "i just don't understand how that can be a legal part of fighting, that's terrible". So say I "what's that honey"? When she tells me what she thought she had heard I am helpless for 10 minutes while trying to learn how to breath again. When I finally get to where I can talk I explain "babe, he said it's legal to grab your own pants", he did not say "it's legal to crap your own,,,,," :D:D:D
You can't make this stuff up.