Long way to go from 1:15 till 5. Any ya'll ain't helping move things along much today.
Wannabe...
Long way to go from 1:15 till 5. Any ya'll ain't helping move things along much today.
Wannabe...
Yes,
If you spin an oriental person around in circles, do they get disoriented?
Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
What does cheese say when its getting its picher taken?
If mothers feed their young uns with tiny spoons, do oriental mothers use tooth picks?
Why do they put the instructions in brail at drive up ATM's?
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Don't encourage him Cockrum.....it'll only make it worse.
If you spin an oriental person around in circles, do they get disoriented?
No, they get dizzy.
Before drawing boards were invented, what did people go back to?
They gave up and went home.
What does cheese say when its getting its picher taken?
Hey look, it happened.
If mothers feed their young uns with tiny spoons, do oriental mothers use tooth picks?
I'm a strong proponent of breast feeding.
Why do they put the instructions in brail at drive up ATM's?
Cause the folks that regulate that sort of stuff thought it would be funny.
Wannabe...
WB has an answer for everything, well except how to catch more than 1 fish a trip.
Why did they put the letter "S" in lisp?
If man evaolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If an orange is called an orange, why isnt a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite things?
How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didnt live there?
That ought to keep him busy for a while! Hehehehehe
Why did they put the letter "S" in lisp?
- So you'd know what it sounds like.
If man evaolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- You've been to a Camp. Who says we've evolved?
If an orange is called an orange, why isnt a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
- a'cause.
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
- Sales tactic to make you think you're getting twice as much.
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
- I don't have a cold and my feet smell just like me....purty.
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- Plant more endangered plants and set up box blinds.
If horrific means horrible, does terrific mean terrible?
- I think rap music is what makes this confusing for you....such as the adaptation of bad.
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
- No, but either way, I still can't remember where my keys are.
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
- It was left that way to weed out the lazy.
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean the opposite things?
- Does it? I think DD would disagree.
How much deeper would the oceans be if sponges didnt live there?
- 3 centimeters. But Al Gore disputes that.
Wannabe...
if people from poland are called poles why are people from holland not called holes?
why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites.
why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.
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Sounds like ya'll are retired to me.
nope but i am looking for 4:30.
if people from poland are called poles why are people from holland not called holes?
- Have you ever met anybody from Holland???? Believe me, they are.
why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites.
- It's a North/South thing. We plant wise guys down here. Up North, ya'll elect 'em to office. So, basically, it's all them yankee's fault.
why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one.
- It used to be before the invented 911 service. Had to discontinue since the public announcements kept running over their 30 second limit - Call Nine Hunnert onety one was just too long to say. That's when they invented eleben.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.
- Yes, yes it does.
Wannabe...
Thanks for the laughs!!! The way this board has been I needed that!!!
Slab You or "G" need to do something about this thread. Gettin bad in a hurry!
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we just trying to kill the day.
we just trying to kill the day. couple more and im did.
If a pig loses its voice is it considered disgruntled?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If Fed Ex and UPS merged would you call them FED UP?
If a pig loses its voice is it considered disgruntled?
- Yes.
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Refer to rap reference earlier. Rap is da debil.
If Fed Ex and UPS merged would you call them FED UP?
- Depends. If packages remained on time, yes. If not, we'd give them 6 gillion dollars a year and rename them the United States Postal Service.
hey wannabe sure your not a professor at ole miss
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If you are traveling faster than the speed of light, would headlights do any good in the dark?
QUOTE=jimp;1672288]If you are traveling faster than the speed of light, would headlights do any good in the dark?[/QUOTE]
Only if you're going backwards.
If I wanted to catch more than one fish at Grenada, should I go with WB?
question is too easy...no......go with G3 TrollerQuote:
Originally Posted by BigRiverMarine