Looks like I'll have a story to tell Thursday.

Dont none of y'all fugly gewbers go feshin Thursday on Nader. You will get purtied back up on the bank. Team Purty will be there. Course I'm sure we could give y'all a few lessons and purtying up techniques, but I'm not sure they would help some of y'all.
Here's my list I'm required to bring on this adventure:
Minners
Minner net (the gewber didn't have one the last tine I went with him)
Waters
Celery sticks
Baby carrots
Snuff
Feshin choos and hat
Lucky rabbits leg.( Jus a foot won't do)
3 rods (Not janky)
Camera fer on the water updates.
My own gps coordinates (his ain't good but fer one fesh)
Blue paper towels cause the $#*+ may hit the fan when we ketch a limit.
Hairspray
Any suggestions will be listen to, but might be ignored ifn they ignorant.

Don't forget the hair spray. I've got the mirror, comb and brush.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Don't forget the hair spray. I've got the mirror, comb and brush.

Wannabe...

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consort works good.

minner the waypoints i sold him got him 7 fish in a hour...

Bwahahahahaha. You jus ruint that hole.

Fishin license???

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Don't forget the hair spray. I've got the mirror, comb and brush.

Wannabe...

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now Minnow is like me, he dont need no hairspray cuz it jus makes a bald head sticky :)

First aid kit?!? BAHAHAWHAHAWBAHAHAWRoflRoflRofl

I cant wait to hear the sequel. The first one still cracks me up.

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Originally Posted by Speck

I cant wait to hear the sequel. The first one still cracks me up.

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Me too and I wrote the $#*+

minner i hate to do this to ya the first time i meet you butt yo fishn partner got u in a mess.......

Yall gonna wear matching Pank crocks

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Matching blue croc's.

I got the manly leather crocs. Besides, he makes me take my choos off in his boat. Says if his feshin partners get bored after the first fesh, he don't want em havin to take a nap on no dirty carpet.

I think I'm gonna start the story today jus so I don't leave nutting out.

He ought to have a minner net. Last time I went with him, he kept mine!

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Originally Posted by feelay

He ought to have a minner net. Last time I went with him, he kept mine!

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Hehehe. Tweren't much of one though. You done about wore it slap out already.

Wannabe...

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Originally Posted by feelay

He ought to have a minner net. Last time I went with him, he kept mine!

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I felt like a kid last time. Playin in the minner bucket bout elbow deep.

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Originally Posted by EmptyStringer

Fishin license???

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And your boat launch passRofl

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Originally Posted by MrGoodtime

And your boat launch passRofl

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That's on him. I got mine in the truck tho. He'll prolly wanna use it and save his $3.

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Originally Posted by Minnerman

Dont none of y'all fugly gewbers go feshin Thursday on Nader. You will get purtied back up on the bank. Team Purty will be there. Course I'm sure we could give y'all a few lessons and purtying up techniques, but I'm not sure they would help some of y'all.
Here's my list I'm required to bring on this adventure:
Minners
Minner net (the gewber didn't have one the last tine I went with him)
Waters
Celery sticks
Baby carrots
Snuff
Feshin choos and hat
Lucky rabbits leg.( Jus a foot won't do)
3 rods (Not janky)
Camera fer on the water updates.
My own gps coordinates (his ain't good but fer one fesh)
Blue paper towels cause the $#*+ may hit the fan when we ketch a limit.
Hairspray
Any suggestions will be listen to, but might be ignored ifn they ignorant.

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Just get him saying "ROLL TIDE ROLL" oh yea and catching fish RoflRofl

I'll try, but FWB, they's some ya don't want hollerin nuthin and I thank yo cuz is one of em.

What a stewpy head. We don't have tides over here. It's a lake. Tell him Minner.

Wannabe...

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What a stewpy head. We don't have tides over here. It's a lake. Tell him Minner.

Wannabe...

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He drove by Nader one day and thought it was the pacific ocean. He don't get out much and they jus told him it was out west in geography class.
Plus he's yo cuz. Guess you'll hafta splain it to him at the next fambly reunion.
I will hafta give em this tho, he does keep the barners stirred up on the AL ot board. I've been tryin to help him out every now and then. Them Barners are more sensitive than G.

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

What a stewpy head. We don't have tides over here. It's a lake. Tell him Minner.

Wannabe...

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Well cuz, I read a few threads in here on them MISS seas sinking them boats at the dock Doh so who's a stewpy head now RoflRoflRoflRofl

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He drove by Nader one day and thought it was the pacific ocean. He don't get out much and they jus told him it was out west in geography class.
Plus he's yo cuz. Guess you'll hafta splain it to him at the next fambly reunion.
I will hafta give em this tho, he does keep the barners stirred up on the AL ot board. I've been tryin to help him out every now and then. Them Barners are more sensitive than G.

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Oh yea, when is the next reunion I think WB owes me money from somewhere RoflRoflRofl Oh I do get out, I get to work in MS a good bit. But I get to go the nicer towns, like Belzonia, Prentiss, Louisville, Canton and the likes DohRoflRoflRofl

I didn't know you was a migrant farm worker...which one is harder to pick, purple hull peas or sweet taters?

Wannabe...

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I didn't know you was a migrant farm worker...which one is harder to pick, purple hull peas or sweet taters?

Wannabe...

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Those are easy to pick! The hardest thing to pick that I know of is a good Banker RoflRoflRoflRoflRoflDoh

Now that's funny

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Originally Posted by Fisherman_Wantabe

Those are easy to pick! The hardest thing to pick that I know of is a good Banker RoflRoflRoflRoflRoflDoh

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Hmmm. Good point.