Advice to Snake River on getting away with the new wife
Hey Bob,
Here is advice on how to get away with the new wife.
Play the church card! Keep in mind that her idea for the weekend might be to plant flowers in the yard instead of catching Crappie. Pick up a bible and say "I didn't know that!!!" Of course she will say "Didn't know what honey?"
Then you say "It says here that eight of the 12 disciples of Jesus were fishermen. It doesn't say anything about them being gardners."
If that does not work then try this........
Roll over in bed at 3:00 a.m. and say to her "Kissin or fishin..." Chances are she will say "Don't forget the sunscreen."