My Sardis Creekslick Yankee Boat Deadliest Catch Experience.
The way I figure it, Creek will be asleep for the next few hours until supper time, so I can say whatever I want and ya'll can't prove it's a lie until 6PM at least.
#1) Yankee Boats attract 4 foot rollers apparently. Dang thing is a magnet for 'em.
#2) Creekslick keeps the best color bandits in a secret compartment under lock and key.
#3) If you know what's good for you, don't nevah evah ask Creek if he can spare a pack of nabs.
#4) Ahhhhhh!!!! Them shoes!!!! My eyes!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!
#5) Creek is an excellent guide. Through sheer force of will and with a spine of steel he managed to double my usual limit.
Wannabe...