Childbirth at 65 way to go Sue
... Childbirth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
65-year-old friend of mine Sue... was able to give birth. When Sue was
discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' said Sue... 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' said Sue...
After another few minutes had elapsed,
I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'
'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?'
