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Random court room observations:
If this was a beer joint and I walked in an looked at this crowd, I'd back out the door......very slowly.
I've counted 27 potential dancing partners for billbob. And at least have of them have a food number of teeth.
There's 2 people here I know and each knows the other. Were all nervously glancing at each other wondering what the other one did.
Wannabe...
I think those 2 I know are pretty sure I'm here for murder
Wannabe...
They are going alphabetical. I may break the next k mArk on my post count on this one
Golly, I live in a county chuck full of criminals.
Got a feeling when they call my name, there will be one more
They'll all be better for knowin ya though.
Note to self: don't come to court with baggy britches them don't seem to be fairing so well today.
So what your saying is you fit in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Just asked the fella next to me what he's here for. He said whoopin a fella for asking too many questions. I told him yeah, I hate folks like that and told I was here for assault on 5 state troopers. He was impressed
Update. The fella next to me is gonna buy me lunch.
Uh oh. The judge is using his cell phone in the middle of a case. U know what that means...he's used his phone a friend life line before he gets to my case. This doesn't bode well.
Somebody didnt show that had posted a bond. The sheriff and his men just road out on their horses to look for him at their secret hiding place
RoflHey, WB, ask that guy next to you how many times he's been there, then ask him for what, then ask him...............Rofl
MAYBE HE WAS RECIVING A REPORT FORM HIS FRIEND AS TO YOUR RANKING IN THE FIELD OF GEWBERISM Thumbs Up
PS.. TAKE THE 5TH.. SEE HOW THAT WORK'S Hands Clapping
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Other dood next to me has a do it yourself tatoo that reads RIP so and so with some folded hands. Wonder if that's why he's here...no wait...the folded hands might be a Crappie. Hard to tell with thes tattoo by numbers kits.
Wannabe...
Just don't fall asleep.
Just had a ignernt one up.judge sentenced him to 30 years when he said he was so innocent he was pleasdng the hunnert and fifth
Uh oh. We got a smart alleck up now on a third DUI. Said he was pleading the fifth, a pint and two quarts
Rofl....Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Jack's Back!!!!! :)
Been wondering how the local tattoo artist could afford that new boat...heck, threes at least a 20 foot ranger just in neck tattoos here.
I don't think you have enough tattoos to go before the judge. You better slip out and get a couple. Don't forget to pull your britches down and roll ya' up a pack of cigs in your t-shirt sleeve. That should put you on a level playing field. NEXT......
I know I'm wayyyyyy unqualified compared to the folks when I "go to meet a felon" day. My next "date" is May 5. Me and Felon#2 have a 2 p.m. courtdate. He's the "talker". He's willing to put his buddy away for a longggggg time!
I may cone back next week. This is better than most any reality show on mtv with less commercials
Yeah, I told the judge I would leave, but I changed my mind and went and sat back down just for grins. The two old neighbor dudes were the greatest show on earth. One said the other had his cows. THe other said that he HAD had the cows but gave them back. The other other said this was true but that he had threatened to beat him in the ground. The first other said it was true that he said that but that the other guy still had HIS cattle and wouldn't give 'em back and he would beat the other guy in the dirt if he came on his side of the fence. The judge said he shouldn't make threats and he continued to throw those exact words in at least three more times thereby really ticking off Madam Judge. The first other said he wasn't giving the cows back but he'd pay for them??? WTH? You admit to having the other guys cattle and won't give 'em back but will pay him for them? The other other dude still said he'd beat the neighbor in the ground if he came on his side of the fence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Are you with me yet, Wilbur???? Rofl
The judge gave 'em both a talkin' to and was afraid she was gonna' make 'em hug or somethin..... Rofl
You're late on your update..... what gives?
Hope they don't require you to come back next week!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Ok. Ive been here an hour now. This is not as much fun as it was when I started. Justice delayed is no justice at all
They didn't go in AlFUHbettical order when I was there...... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
WB,
Don't fret!!! Just tell him who you associate with on this board and I am sure he will lock you up for a long time,Rofl
Wait...I think I may be trapped in a re-run of cops. Got a domestic violence case now....complete with wife beater tank top and pink fuzzy bathroom robe.
Seriously, case now is a domestic violence case. The girl looks maybe 18 and cute enough to be one of yalls daughters. Pretty sickening.
Next case was a little better. Public drunk. Judge asked him straight up if was public drunk and dood said he wasn't sure but when he woke up he was drunk. Bwahahahaha. Think he might be a running bud of billbobs.
Whelp. Just had our first case with a defendant in leg and waste irons. He got of light though
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
I THINK I BEEN THERE :o
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My first "date" came in with chains....... gotta love a dewd in chains..... :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
yeah, lots and lots of neck tattoos seems to be a prerequisite to get the "good seats"....... :)
oh oh!Quote:
Originally Posted by old fuzzy
Must be getting close. Mdwfp case now. Possession of 6 crappie while in a commercial fishing boat..officer is the one that busted me.
Dadgum. Officer brought the fish in a cooler for evidence...wonder if I can have em when they done
well, we know now ya ain;t getting out of it if he's there.