Adder werk today I decided to stop by this great spillway feshery Wb been tellin us about. Well the first thirty minutes went as expected, a few dinks and a couple of stripes. The next thirty it cooled off conciderably. So I thought, hey I ain't took no pics fer the fellers to ewwww and ahhh over. So I take off down the bank to the other folks feshin. They was lined up shoulder to shoulder & bucket to bucket. I ask "Hey, which one of yalls wants to be on the innernet?"
One of em Axed "Are you wit dat udder feller?"
"What other feller you talkin bout?" I says.
"Da banker feller. He be out here eerie mornin, at lunch and sometimes just before suppers. He totes one of dem fancy fones, wears dress slippers and one of dem fancy rain suits. Says he dint wanna smell feshy. I aunt never seent him ketch but one. Anyways, he wants to takes our pichurs eerie day."
"Naw I ain't with him." I says.
The feller then says" You got a cooler full of diet cokes?"
"No diet cokes here, why?" I ask.
"Well, the udder feller gives us cokes and moon pies so he can takes pichurs if our fesh. What you gonna give us?"
"I ain't gonna give ya nuthin, I was gonna put you on the innernet get Erriebody to see."
The feller then says,"That udder feller done the stewpitest thang I'd ebber seent yesterday. He tooks a fesh outta my bucket and posed with it. It was my biggest fesh."
"What was so stewpit about that?" I asked.
"Well, he had on a pair of dees high doller camouflage gloves and he stuck that fesh on his birdie fanger and the took a pichur of it. I thoughts it was funny, but little ray ray didn't like it caused he pointed it at him."
"What'd little ray ray do?" I asked.
"He gots tree moonpies when da feller wouldn't lookin". He said.
So I told the fellers bye and I left with no pics.
Now this may not be shockin to some, but to me, well, I ain't over it yet.
