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I think we need a tournament just for old farts over the age of 65, one old fart per boat, single pole and spider rigging allowed.
There are plenty of us farts 65 and older, it'll be fun, with ole fart smack talk, and Satdoc pulling his pocket knife on us.
Have it on the king of crappie lakes Grenada Lake, and winner takes all.
How bout it ole farts, it will be a hoot.
crappie cowboy
Naw....your just trying to find out where the fish are again just like when you whined and begged feelay to take you fishing. We aren't gonna fall for this sneaky trick. :)
Well... I swanee, I do declare,..... I feel as my honor has have been violated. I am deeply sadden.Quote:
Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman
crappie cowboy
Besides....I only know of one old fart that single poles besides you. The rest of us are trollers. sat and I might start single poleing whenever we get old.....we still lack a good bit yet though. :)
Yep G3 you are correct, CC I havent hit the old fart club age requirement yet. So PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!
Not hard to win it when you are the only old fart around at the ripe old age of 65.
For yo information only, I'm very versatile, I can hand pole fish, or spider rig, or use an ole crank telephone, or swine fish.Quote:
Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman
As far as you and SitBucket, it would be very hard for yall to fish with one hand on the pole, and your other hand holding up yo fully loaded Depend Diapers.
GP you SitBucket have never caught a real limit crappie unless someone else was in the boat with yall. Yall still clean crappie that someone gives yall with a ole big spoon...hehe
crappie cowboy
Well just because you and I are the best of friends, let's lower the entry to the age of 62, and I'll sure that work for you ole friend, how bout it......
crappie cowboy
The 2 most frequently used phrases in this tournament will be:
"Back in the Day"
"I gotta PEE"
Do not know there were so many ole farts on here
I call bs on g3 and sat doc with there depends, not fair having bait scent so close at hand. and I dont fish tournaments not mean enough
Man.....we just got to be geezers last week and now ya want us to be old farts.....this is way too quick dadgummit.:D
Dont be rushin things, some of us dont have much time left and we want to take it SLOW and Enjoy it!
I might even come back to MS to fish this.
I don't know guys, there are a few old farts here, and we rag one another, I thought it would be something different. Maybe the biggest fish wins, one fish weighted in dead or alive...no fish mounts, or dry fish with slim gone...you know the old fart honor system.
Most of us fish every week anyway, so just a little old fart get together to past some time on a weekend.
Maybe sometime in the spring in the spawn before it gets hot weather, just fun and fishing and little bs as usual.
crappie cowboy
I would hate to be there at the BLAST OFF with all those OLD FARTS around. But just think the line wouldn't be at the boat ramp..................... it would be at the out house !!!!
Old? this one aint fer me ,just gettin my second wind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Slabo
Mr. Jim is right :)
Well seeing how I am THE OLD FART of 75 I should get a 2 fish handicap or at least bring my disabled fishing partner who is almost 65.
The one that catches the littlest dink wins :D
No no no. You was a geezer last year. Remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman
Well the rest of you just send in your money, this one is in the bag!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman
Y'all don't forget to Minner in this... He looks at least 62