Wannabe's performance review at work from his boss
Pick which one (or more) that you think his would be the most like:D:D
a) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
b) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
c) "He would argue with a signpost."
d) "He's been working with glue too much."
e) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
f) "When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change feet."