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come on down to his fire cracker site, 10 miles from Jackson Miss. don't know which way, but I think he said dinner was on him and maby a shot of that good ole southern whiskey, jockdaniellll.
talked to him today and he had me rolling in the floor of the truck, dirty rat, now I got to fix the wrecked truck, jk. go see him good deals on bang bangs. and dinner
Thanks for thhe reminder ill try to get down Monday
Well heck! I've been driving all over Jackson, MO looking for him. No wonder I can't find him anywhere! Stopped and talked to 5 different Santa Clause's selling Christmas trees. None of them heard of him. They all said you are on their naughty list though, Beagle :)
DINNER IS ON BEAGLE MAN! I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND SOME JACK DANIELS BUT DANG IT'S BEEN A LITTLE COLD DOWN HERE AND BROTHER JACK HAS BEEN KEEPING ME WARM. Can't find any of these Mississippi women to keep me warm because they have already heard that I was friends with Beagle Man and they are saving themselves for him!Quote:
Originally Posted by beagle man
Mississippi Speck and Richland, Mississippi not Jackson!Quote:
Originally Posted by Speck
Beagle was the reason that the naughty list was invented!:eek:
Where are you exactly in Richland DMW? I might be down that way on Saturday doin a satellite job.
Heck you might give me some ideas about mine on the RV! I got one of those that you plug into a cigar lighter and it finds them little buggers in the sky for you on its own! Dang it was expensive!Quote:
Originally Posted by satdoc1
I am down 3/4 mile south of the last stop light in Richland on Hwy 49 south. If you have ever been down this way you will know where the 2 fireworks stores are at. I am in the big one!
you make a good SANTA.
But this Santa wears Tony Lama's!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hook One
why in the world would anyone pick on me, I was just tryin to help. and I think I said from jackson not in jackson, and leave the Mississippi ladies alone, there all to nice for out of state guys. period.
anyway Dan you go ahead and pay for there dinner and I will get back to you in a couple years of so and settle up the bill.
How long you in town for bud? I've got alot going on between now and the 1st of the year but IF I get time, ya wanna hit the rez one weekend morning?
Nice sign Dan, who the hell is "SANTATO"?Quote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
I would love too but I have to keep this store open.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
LOL me!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Pick on you? Who wouldn't? Oh I am going to send you a bill!Quote:
Originally Posted by beagle man
what time you open THE STORE?
That's that new Messican Santa. He dranks Dos Equis and hauls his elves in a 1978 F-1 fitty cargo van. All 23 of em. They stays at Santato Fe, Mo. durin the summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
I have to Open at least by 8 am and that is figuring that I have about 30 minutes of morning paperwork to do every morning. Right now I have the laptop in the cab of my pickup sitting in front of the store.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
This Santa dips Copenhagen and has a S&W 9 mm on him with a Keltec 32 as a backup. And this Santa only drinks Apple Pie, Jack Daniels or Michelob. Milk and cookies makes me too fat. And this Santa drives a F-250 Ford and hauls his elves in a Gooseneck Brand gooseneck stock trailer along with his reindeer. And he stays in North Missouri during the summer months and sells fireworks to people from Iowa!Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
Sounds like a perty good job to me.
Tell you what Hook, I am having a ball! I have a great sales job, get to meet alot of nice people, and I work for best family anyone would ever like working for! The owner of the company isn't a computer nerd who sits behind a desk and gives orders! He will work right beside you unloading truck loads of fireworks! NO MONDAY MORNING SALES MEETINGS! I make good money! Heck who doesn't like the fireworks guy? And who doesn't like some nut case dressed in a Santa Suit selling Christmas trees and fireworks? PLUS I GET DISCOUNTS ON MY OWN FIREWORKS!!!!!!! Kind of like a kid working in a Candy store! And I a lot of times get to test some of the new products coming on the market!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hook One
Plus if the fish are really hitting good the boss will let me off a week during the Spring to go fishing! I was down here in October and he really needed me to stay down here and get the job done. I told him it was Missouri Fall CDC Camp and he said come home take the week off and fish then go back to Richland and get the job done! It cost him an additional $650.00 in gas expenses for me to pull my RV home and then back down here. Granted I had to have a little fish fry for him and buy the beer but he is worth it.
Sounds like a great gig you got going there. Plan on getting by there before long.
Tell Mitch to stop being such a good boss and keep your old butt busy next year around camp time so i don't have put up and fish with you.....seriously folks if any of ya'll need fireworks go see Dan he'll take care of you in a big way!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
The only reason your saying nice things about me is because I covered your butt last year! LOL I tell you folks about old Bugman I get this call from him about 4 days before start of Missouri July 4th firesworks selling season! I want to setup a store and sell fireworks! Now talking about getting to the boat ramp late! Bugman tells me I want you to put me together a order for fireworks and email it to me before morning and be sure and put everything in the order that I need for a store! After working until 10 pm that night I went to work on the computer and about 4 am the next morning I emailed him a list. Granted I had to get up in about 3 hours and work another 14 hour shift but you do those sort of things for a friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by bugman
Granted Bugman is kind of weird but you can count on him if you need something. He has more than repaid me at fall camp by putting me on some of the biggest Crappie at Lake of the Ozarks! The man knows how to fish!
I was close.Quote:
Originally Posted by DMW1960
Yep you were!Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
Next time i have a request like that could you work a little faster i got tired of waitin around all night
I was setting off Bug Bombs in the building!Quote:
Originally Posted by bugman