Wannabe's unbiased guide service review

During the weekend, I got several emails, calls and PMs asking for my unbiased review of the two guide services I employed. Rather than answering every one individually, I thought it'd be best to address all the major areas of perfomance here for everyone to see. This way, ya'll can make your own choices based on the criteria presented.

Oh...I would have added Bigger in the mix, but he didn't put me on any fish and obviously could have easily from the trips he took out just after me. Therefore, he's out.

As you can see, it's quite the toss up, but I have to give the nod to Feelay. You see, both had bad gas all day, but Feelay was the most courteous about it by heading directly into the wind and since I was sitting side by side, other than the noise, it was not an issue. Triton, on the other hand, had me right where he wanted me in the back of the boat and callously would spin the boat to take advantage of the wind.

Wannabe...

If I get the nod for boat cleanliness, Triton's boat must be darn nasty!

feelay he caught me a a bad time with the boat. I had just spent a day cutting and hauling some new condos so mine looked like I had half the forest still in there so yea it was pretty rough this time.

Now on to the protest
1. fishing up front - why in the world would I want to jinx myself that bad, it was tough enough having you in the boat. Do you realize the pressure you put on good folks like feelay, bigger, and myself to actually catch fish with you in the boat.
2. I had lively minners til you got in the boat and started using them.
3. I had more diet coke than you could drink (I had to bring some home) so I would say the supply was ample.
4. Why do you need to know what depth you are in? That only matters if you can catch fish, just do as your guide says. I mean both feelay and I both had you to where you caould catch more than 1.

So, as I see it my Rez services are more than adequate.

And yes you can come down and fish again next week like you begged for.

Your first mistake was when you called T-man and not me. I had already offered to take you fishing Thursday morning. If minnerman was a "real" man, he would have come down Thursday and we could have had a 2 team fruit jar for say $100.00 a head. Since he didn't show up, y'all need to pay up cause I spanked both of ya.

Shaddup or I will spill the beans on the SECRET

spill tman

OK T-man lets hear this secret :D

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Originally Posted by crappiholic

Your first mistake was when you called T-man and not me. I had already offered to take you fishing Thursday morning. If minnerman was a "real" man, he would have come down Thursday and we could have had a 2 team fruit jar for say $100.00 a head. Since he didn't show up, y'all need to pay up cause I spanked both of ya.

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First of all I ain't givin a hunnert dollars fer no ....... Wait I can't say that on here.
2nd, some of us ain't got cushy jobs where we can get off on Thursdays( go ahead and get that one DD)
C) I don't remember the invite.
4th) dang that's a long way to drive.

OWWW OWWW, I KNOW the secret and ordered a few Friday LOL

excuses, excuses, LOL

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Originally Posted by G3 Fisherman

excuses, excuses, LOL

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And just why didn't yo old geezer self fesh? Huh? Cmon let's hear it.

Whelp....because I did not want to get up at 1 am to leave out at 2 am....dats why. But I did go down there for the weigh in to support Major, DD, Triton, and EZ and to visit with everyone. It was a great cookout....good fellowship etc.

G, I needed about another .10 support so I could have gotten big fish...lol

I had the lead in my pocket T-man

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Originally Posted by crappiholic

Your first mistake was when you called T-man and not me.

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Oh believe you me, Crappiholic. You ain't got to say that outloud to me. I've been mumbling the very same thing under my breath since about 10:30 AM Thursday morning. I GAR-UN-TEE you I won't make the same mistake next time I tear up my crap. :)

Wannabe...

and IF you hadn't called Triton up, he's have been the one with all the 2 pounders in his boat

Amen!!!!! That freaking WB jinx is tough I tell ya

Me and WB would have had MORE 2 pounders ifn we had been fissin together. By the way Minner, you did have an invite. You chose to go to Alabama and eat lunch with your brother.