to say good bye to the Quaker State. Enjoy the ride home with me. You guys had better hold onto your hats, because this truck is headed home. Momma is beggin to see me and the kids prolly need whoopin.
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to say good bye to the Quaker State. Enjoy the ride home with me. You guys had better hold onto your hats, because this truck is headed home. Momma is beggin to see me and the kids prolly need whoopin.
I thought you were coming out of the closet or something
A woman that's been left alone that long might need a little whippin' her own self. The tend to get upidy in just a few short days.
Wannabe...
Whelp, as I figured, had to make a pit stop before I left Pittsburg. Went by a place called Steak Buffay USA and my truck couldn't pass it up. So I'll be here awhile.
See if you can find WB a yankee boat on your way home.
Lemme get done with this buffay and I'll get rite on it.
Well I survived the buffay and just entered West Virginia. Did y'all know WV considers their state "Wild & Wonderful". Now I don't know bout all that.
Uh Oh, WV has a Cabelas. I'll be back in a few.
Take some interesting pictures along the way.
Well I made it out of Cabelas. Turns out they having their 49th anniversary sale goin on. It's obvious they don't know theys a recession goin on. I decided to wait til their fitty year sale.
I think I'm in, yup, I'm in Ohio now so I'm gettin closer.
Have a safe trip home Minner!
Thanks Feelay.
Yea, be careful, I'm enjoying the ride.
Well I'm almost in Columbus.
Columbus, Ohio that is. Uggggghhhh
Gettin closer. Just crossed into Kentucky.
hey minner,,,es wanted you to stop and pick him up a club sammy while your out!
ES can just wait. Mo is next on my list unless I find some other lunch company first.
Whelp made it to louisville, ky.
When ya get back....tell Clay to order some more Bandits he is running low. I keep telling the boy what colors I want but he never gets them.
yEA mINNOR TELL cLAY HE IS GOING TO HAVE TO TIGHTEN UP.
Hammer down Minnerman, Hammer down
hey minner cabelas idea of a sale is raising the price.
I fount one clearance rack of clothes fer skinny people. Gander mountain has got a 25% off sale on terova's. The store in Bowling Green, KY. By the way that's where I was bout 30 minutes ago. Comin into Nashville now.Quote:
Originally Posted by crappiebandit
You gonna sleep or keep on rollin'?
You still gots a fer piece to travel.. at least one more choke and puke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
I ain't made up my mind yet slimey. I just crossed into Alabama at Huntsville so I may just roll on home. Should be there round 1:30.Quote:
Originally Posted by slimeyslab
5 hr. energy is your friend
Ha that's what my brother said bout an hour ago. I'm purty good rite now. Been suckin down diet mt dews and diet green tea. Only side effect is I have to stop and water the grass bout every 78 miles. It hits at about 65 mikes, but at 78 I HAVE to pull over.Quote:
Originally Posted by slimeyslab
Hang in there. I hear Navy Seals use drop of Tabasco in their eye's when it get's really bad.
I actually got a bottle of hot sauce here in the truck. May have to try it. Just stopped in Jasper, AL and got gas fer the last time.
Go to bed slimey.
Boyz and gurlz I want to tell y'all somethang. My blankety blank blank is tired. I got up at 5:30 yesterday(Wednesday) mornin. Loaded a suitcase big enuff to cause serious back pain and hernias, drove an hour from motel to Pittsburg only to sit in traffic jam fer an hour, finally got to the job site and stood there lookin up a tree at a feller til my neck hurt and at 10:28am I headed south. So the eat I got it figured I been on a 19 & 1/2 hour road trip. Good thang is I ain't got but bout one more hour of ridin. I may just wake everybody in the house up when I get home so they can see I'm still purty. Anyhow, a feller post some stewpit stuff when he's been in the road like this, but all this is true. Slimey I'm Fixin to gets the hot sauce out.
O can tell ya how the city of Winfield, AL could save some money. Turn these stinkIn red lights off after midnight. Been sittin at one fer 2 minutes now and I'm the only one awake in the whole town. They cod also turn of these putty little sidewalk lights. Aint nobody out walkin this late if they ain't up.
Dinnnnnngggggg. Diiinnnnnnnnnggggg. Diiinnnnnnnnnggggg. Passengers we are now 15 miles from the destination. Please get in yo seats and buckle up fer the landing. Out your back window you can see Vernon, AL fadin in the distance. Next stop Caledonia, Ms.
We have landed. Everybody go to bed.
Minner is HOME!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!!!!!!
Welcome home minner.
Dang that was a full day
Glad you had a safe trip.
Glad you had a safe trip minner.
Yes it was. Got laid down as the clock was strikin 2:00am. Was asleep before the clock struck the second time in 2:00. Got back up this mornin at 6:30 to see the family. Will prolly take me an ol man nap just before and just after lunch. Oh yea Slimey wins the prize fer stayin up the latest. He beat y'all other gewbers by 3 hours and 28 minutes. Good job Slimey, see WB bout your prize.Quote:
Originally Posted by old fuzzy