I hit my 6000th post the other day! :) And before Jackb comments, 5,995 posts of meaningless drivel! ;)
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I hit my 6000th post the other day! :) And before Jackb comments, 5,995 posts of meaningless drivel! ;)
Well since we missed yours, I'm headin toward a milestone myself. Make my party a surprise.
Speaking of worfless drivel, where is ole jackb anyhow?
Congrats Sis!
Wannabe...
and everone's a coming :D
Woohoo! Party on Minner's screet!
Wannabe...
Dunno, he had his 100th birthday a week or so back. Seems to be the one that REALLY slowed him down! They say old age is _______!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Can I "GO"?Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
The surprise will be.......... ooops....... sorry, almost let the CAT outta da bag!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
not bad for a rookie
lol..... coming from you, DD, thanks! :)
Akshually, I heard he had a new squeeze that's been slowing him down. Apparently, it takes a lot of pressure to get a new tube of fixadent started.Quote:
Originally Posted by C N
Wannabe...
Allegedly he does have a lady friend. But without pics who knows?Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Yeah, but I'm wondering if she is auto or manual inflation.
Wannabe...
at his age, AUTO no doubt! :) Poor ole' fella........Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Congrats on the posts Kitten, that's a lot of pot-stiring.
Thanks, Master! Just think where I could have been if you hadn't cut me off the catnip! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by majflyboy
I can think of a few like, the whooosecow, the pokey, slobberin all over MR CN and makin him mad and prolly up to round 12,399 pank post.Quote:
Originally Posted by C N
Never been to jail 'cept to visit ==> Oh....... and to get fingerprinted a couple of times. Hope to keep it that way. And Minner...... cats don't slobber!Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
GO PANK!
Dem cats ain't been around no GQ'ness. Ain't nuthin worse or better than a slobberin cat.
With all the high posters here you don't come close to our VA Board..:rolleyes::rolleyes:..Number 1 on Crappie.com and our leading poster has not posted in a month..:(
You rookies should take a few weeks vacation and try to catch up.....:p:p:p:p
I will say you really know how to put on a Crappie Camp...I had a great time...:cool::cool:
#1???? Have you paid attention to the # of posts on the Missouri board? Let me help you out. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DonG
MO Board = 122,000
VA Board = 108,000 = ROOKIES!
That would make MO #1 in posts with MS not too far behind with 99K! So...... pfffffffffffffffffft!
Ed goes on "threads started'', something with info...:p:p and not jabber..:D:D I think you and the MS boys have the jabber title with the MS Off Topic board...:p:p:rolleyes::D:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by C N
Just pickin.....http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y29...stirthepot.gif:D
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz DonG zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzQuote:
Originally Posted by DonG
BUT
If you've come to stir, you've come to the right place. You can sit right next to me! ;)
Well well. Thank you CN and Wannabe for all the attention. Yes, it's true there is a new squeeze. NOT an inflatible, but the real thing. Unlike Wannabe, I generally have to beat the women off of me, my being on the cover of GQ and all, but this one was so persistant, I decided to settle down and just be with one. Broke a lot of hearts that I was out of circulation.
Yeah, I had to join an online support group myself, Jack. <sniffle sniffle> :o and I think you misworded one of those sentences, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I am not allowed to correct it on here! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
I understand CN and I'm sorry. I did not expect you to leave the state however and take up with the dreg of society (Wannabe). Had you been WAY younger than you are you might have had a shot.Quote:
Originally Posted by C N
How old is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
let me correct the BOTH of you on a little something something
here are the stats
Va board 108,660
VA off topic 25,000
total 133,660
Mo board 122,161
Mo off topic 14,160
total 136,320
MISSISSIPPI BOARD 99,792
MISSISSIPPI OFF TOPIC 44,900
MISSISSIPPI TOTAL 145,692
Looking at this official stats. MISSISSIPPI talks more crapola than any state in the union LOL WE ARE NUMBER 1 and have 3 people in the top 7 all time posters
DonG is talkin' THREADS. Just ignore him...... LOL :)Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
24Quote:
Originally Posted by C N
According to the terms of my new contract with Slab, I am no longer allowed to respond to you properly Jackb else the new chip implanted in Wannabe...v2.0 will esplode. However, lay off my Sis 'er you're gonna get a pop in mouf. Slab didn't say nothing about violence, I just have to be nice when I talk about it.
Wannabe...
:eek:Well Wannabe, we won't have to worry about ole' Jackb for long. That woman/girl he's hangin' with will KILL him before we know it! :eek: Just let him be...... He's old and harmless now. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
We should prolly all buy stock in those companies that help old men with things that old men need help with, Wannabe... :) GERITOL for one! Jus' sayin' :)
Uh that's your favorite SHOW! Durn and it's over with!!!!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Now now, Usetobe, calm down. I believe the terms of your sentencing from Slab was to be family friendly. VIOLENCE is not family friendly. It would prolly be in your best interest to just give up the "Wannabe" handle and log in as something else and make a fresh start. Let me help you with that if I may. Some new names that come to mind would be; LOSER, USETOBE, CN's UGLY BROTHER, YES, I LOOK 'ZACKLY LIKE MY AVATAR, and, last but certainly not least SLABS VALET. Hope this helps you in you quest to turn over a new leaf and have a great day. (You KNOW, in a battle of wits, you come in unarmed) (Insert smiley face here)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Some FAMILIES condone violence......... You're Italian, Jack. C'mon......... that last birthday was really the last straw wasn't it! WOW!Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Cartoon violence is rated "E" for everyone. Pffft.
Do you have a poney tail jackb? You strike me as a man with a pony tail.
Wannabe...
Sorry Usetobe, no pony tail. VERY clean cut. And by the way, dummy, it's PONY tail NOT PONEY tail. MAN!!! you just keep opening the door for me. Don't you EVER get tired of the beatings I give you? Maybe you should log in as FORREST GUMP!! Then your signature could read "Stupid is as stupid does" Fits you to a "T". Go ahead, post again. I can continue this all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Odd that you should know the correct spelling. Then again, you got a 24 year old girlfriend, so you must be a pretty good fibber.
Wannabe...
currently he has no pony tail is what he meant to say, Wannabe... If Mama wants a pony, he's gonna give 'er the pony, I bet! You better send him those links........ wait........ I think he already has them on his favorites! :) :) :)
GEEZ!! That the best you got? I was lying; she is actually 57. I understand that your lame apology to Slab was not accepted. Feel the ice cracking under your clown feet? Think all of your friends (both of them) are witnessing the clown suit I am putting on you today? I give you high marks for not giving up though. NEXT!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...