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Lady's and gentlemen of the jury, Duckkiller stands before us accused of second degree gewbery. The evidence is overwhelming and incontrovertable.
He's owned a brand new boat for weeks now and we haven't seen not one pic. And please keep in mind that we endured months and months of stewpit questions to get to this point.
I rest my case.
Now it's up to you to convict him and Judge CN will pass sentence.
Wannabe...
That or he must buy everyone lunch after the FJ tourney
guilty
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Yeah, Wannabe... he said on the first day that he would post pics the next day and I even ragged on him about it a couple of days later and got no pics. What's this world coming to??? :eek:
Kids these days. Just no respect for the old ways.
Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
This was dated June 18, 2010Quote:
Originally Posted by duckkiller
On the 22nd he promises my request for pics would be coming soon.
Today is July 1. Do we even need to ask the jury about this??? Or just convict him NOW??????? :confused:
Guilty as charged.... Now the penalty phase.
I'm more familiar with being punished, than doing the punishing. Ideas gang?
Wannabe should go first.
I vote mis-trial. The boy has spent all his dadgummed money on a boat and fishing equipment and he does not have a camera nor any money left to buy one. What he will probably do is use his Dad's camera to take some pics when he goes home this weekend. So there WB.....Pfttttttt! :p
Sorry, G, I'm the judge and this isn't a mis-trial. Duck has not followed through and therefore must pay up. Good catch, Wannabe... I had given up already. :oQuote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
i sentence him to 6 straight fishing trips with wb, in wb's boat.......
Never figured you for a soft on crime bleeding heart lib G-3.
GUILTY!!!!
I'm thinking he's gotta supply everybody lunch and a bandit for his transgression.
Wannabe...
Duck will follow through.....wait and see. Ducks Attorney has filed papers to dismiss this and go to trial by jury by the way. Read your memo's and you will see that Pfttttttttt! :D
I ain't holdin' my breath waitin'!Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
Follow through??? Is a month later considered follow through? NO! GUILTY
GUILTY
Don't make me do it:
Guilty!
Somebody get a rope. We can do the appeal after the lynching.
Wannabe...
I want my Bandit PANK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Well Duck....it looks like you are in a whole heap of trouble.
I think you should form a focus group to study the psychological impact of 'boat building', and create a commission to study the facts found by the focus group; then file for a federal grant, say in the 2-3M range, to study both of them. When the results come in and the grant money is awarded, we all go to the Bahamas as a 'support group' so poor Ducky can find a release for all this pent up criticizm. Couse we'll need another grant to study the impact of changing climates in the midst of a tramatic fishing related expeience, which means that the tree huggers and envronmental wackos will stick their noses into it, and the circus just goes on and on and on.
Kinda like the way we do things in DC these days. Just tryhin to hep!!!!!!!!
PANK bandits for all, Duck! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by creekslick
LOL you guys kill me! No pictures b/c its been in the shop since the day after I bought it b/c she want crank. Going to pick her up tomorrow on my way home to Ms. WB pm me your cell number and I'll text you some pics for you to post. Will be out on the course the rest of the afternoon and then out of the office till Monday so texting pics is the only way. That is unless you gewbs going to be at the Rez or Wolf Saturday
Like I said....GUILTY!!!!!
Make mine Mad Cow, Killer and I'm partial to boofeys.
Wannabe...
atleast I got G3 on my side and remember boys and girls he is a moderator HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHEH
Its kinda hard to take pics of something when its not in your possession. Think about it. Now WB should know this because he has two seat posts that are not in his possession.
That is no excuse. Pics were to be taken on day 1. IF you didn't get that done, you know where the shop is. Go there, take pics. Post. Pretty durn simple if you ask me. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by duckkiller
Just kidding on all. BUT you really do owe everyone PANK bandits! :)
no excuseQuote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
NO DARN EXCUSE
drive to the location, take photos, post.
easy as 1 2 3
GUILTY!
G 3 has lame excuses. Don't think he's an asset to your defense, Duck. Jus' sayin'Quote:
Originally Posted by duckkiller
THere's more of us than of him anyway.......... so there
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft :p AND don't forget Wannabe declared someone to be the judge and the verdict and sentence has already been handed down.
Pay up and post the darn pics!!!!! :D
Guilty as charged I say. And his punishment should be to fix DD's drinks at the next FJ!
50 lashes with a wet noodle!
which shade on Pank, T or P LOL
I'll take one of each.:p:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
in each hand? :rolleyes::rolleyes::D
I'm gonna let this one go by.:D Gotta keep G's finger off the Big D button.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
Jimmydee one more outburst out of you and you'll be on trial next. I read 1.5 lines of your post and almost made a citizens arrest. No focus groups or committees on this board.Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmydee1
Duck is Guilty!!!
Won't Crank? She's brand new.Quote:
Originally Posted by duckkiller
I know believe me Ive been ticked off about it, on the way now to court house to get registration then off to BPS in Leeds to pick her up then off to Mississippi for a weekend of fishing with the old man. And dont worry WB somewhere in there you will get a text with the pics so YOU can post LOL
your not getting off to a good start duck with this new boat. hope it gets better.
Wannabe??? Duck said you had the text with the pictures. Maybe it's you that ought to be on trial and be punished???????????? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by duckkiller
POST THE PICS NOW, Wannabe!
PLEASE! :eek:
That's right, when you stand accused, just blame the first guy standing next to you to divert attention from your guilt.
He did send me a text CN. With 1 pic attached that I posted already. Then promissed to send more on Monday. Grapejuice I tell you. That's the only think this boy will understand. Grapejuice.
Wannabe...
I am guilty of NOTHING that you know about! HA! Where's this imaginary pic? I've been gone a few days physically, more mentally. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...