Howdy from Bessemer again

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

when you got there

I think the heat is getting to ya.

So they have an air brush artist that put the six pack on you?

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

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One of the lil be's snapped this pic of him. Shhhhhhh....

Careful there wanny bee!!!! Them good ole boys done went & run ya outa Mississippi now you done went to talk,n trash in bama.:eek: I see a tar & feather in your near feature:D Did you say turn up the heat???:D The way i see it your fix,n to run outa states to stay in.:p:D Tags.

Considerin I'm originally from AL and I know the area you are in and will vouch fer the uglyness that surrounds you. You are in the armpit of Bama so yea, you prolly can be king there.

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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Originally Posted by feelay

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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Wannabe spent the family vacation fund on seat pedestals !!!:eek:

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Originally Posted by feelay

I've never been there, so i'm reluctant to disparage the place or it's inhabitants. But, what kind of tightwad takes his family on summer vacation to Bessemer Alabama?:confused:

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exactly what i was thinking, feelay, lol.........of all the places one could go to.....

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Originally Posted by Slabo

Wannabe spent the family vacation fund on seat pedestals !!!:eek:

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Now that's funny, I don't cares who you are, that's funny!:D:D

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

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Yeah, and you are already our leader. :)

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Originally Posted by Midsouth Man

Now that's funny, I don't cares who you are, that's funny!:D:D

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Whats funny is....its da truff! :D

Ya noticed he went on a Monday & Tuesday. They prolly had the carload $7.00 special on. For those of y'all in MS that may not know the Bessemer area, go to the west side of Jackson or the west side of Memphis an subtract just a little from them places. It ain't quiet as bad, but close. I wrongly accused Bessemer as the armpit of Bama earlier. Birmingham is really the armpit an Bessemer is where the sweat of the armpit drains first.

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Yeah, and you are already our leader. :)

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NOT no way, shape , form or fashion is WB the leader of anything but the POO line!

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Originally Posted by satdoc1

NOT no way, shape , form or fashion is WB the leader of anything but the POO line!

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Sat, you're confused ya ol' geezer. When she said "our leader" she meant WB's fan club. Her and Jimmy Dee, not all of us.

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Originally Posted by Minnerman

Sat, you're confused ya ol' geezer. When she said "our leader" she meant WB's fan club. Her and Jimmy Dee, not all of us.

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ya left out a couple...DD and Bigger:eek:

Yeah, all the pretty folks. ;)

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Originally Posted by Wannabe...

Interesting Alabama observations:

there is a severe diet coke shortage overe here that has driven the price up to as high as 4 dollars.

You know how much a room witha bathrrom door that doesn't close and a toilet that won't flush costs in al? 112 a night. No matter though cause I'm getting 115 worth of giggles thinking about the look on the housekeepers face when she goes to clean the potty.

Apparently, al has the highest per capita ugly folks ratio in all the nation. Yesterday when I came out of the pool flashing my 6 pack and shaking the water from my long flowing and shiny hair, I was accosted by a large crowd demanding that I be made king. I talked em down though explaining that I could not rule over just the ugly people. Pretty folks need a leader too.

Wannabe...

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Wait a minute there! I know better than this :D I work alot in Ms and you want to talk about ugly people, ya'll have us bet hands down, we can't even start to compete :D:D:p

:(the fartherest north i've ever been is tenn. the fartherest east is nc the fartherest west is orange beach ala,,,,,,i got no life:(

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Originally Posted by sothunfried

:(the fartherest north i've ever been is tenn. the fartherest east is nc the fartherest west is orange beach ala,,,,,,i got no life:(

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Sothun, you're needing to see the world! C'mon, get with the program!

wb, you could just stay there and take them up on the offer