So, bro..... :confused:
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So, bro..... :confused:
I got lucky. And that's all I'm gonna say about that.
It was my 18th, but by my count, she should get credit for at least 30.
Wannabe...
more like 36, should be at least double the actual timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
No, I was pretty decent for the first few years. Been going downhill ever since though. So, 30 ought to be about right.
Wannabe...
I bet it was like a King Kong movie, what with all the chest beating, vine swingin' and simian grunting goin' on!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
How in the? That's it, I'm ordering longer and thicker drapes this very day.
Wannabe...
we sent bigger to install a hidden camera in a few places scattered throughout yo house. Check out the Adult Youtube today for VIDS and a good laugh:D
like i said earlier, IS is lucky to have a live-in housemaid!!
This is too much!!!!
She should have treated him extra speshul this weekend. ;) Not everyone is so lucky as Duck said! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by duckhunter
WB my 23 rd anniversary is Sunday June 13th. I will be fishing at Enid that Sunday. Saturday I will be at TOW in Grenada. Its all in the training son!
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Originally Posted by torch
I think IS has him trained instead, Torch. ;)
She got him trained real good to
Kind of like a love sick teenager........ :) And she has him convinced he owes it to her. :D Gosh what I could have learned from her. I went about it ALL wrong. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
torch, your wife read c.com??? LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by torch
Yep, she knows after all these years she can't fix me so.......
If I was married to you, I wouldn't want you around neither Torch. Espeshully on anniversaries and such. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by torch
Wannabe...
awwwww shame on you WB...... how do you know EVERYDAY isn't celebrated at Torch's house? hmmmm? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
You haven't met Torch yet CN. I have.
And now you know.
Wannabe...
Your assumption that I have not met Torch is NOTQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
incorrect. ;) You win that round. :)
that is the question. We've met Mrs. Torch, she's a sweet lady, we've met Mrs. Bigger, my wife has met all you yahoo's and we've met Slabo's sweet lade along with Jwhite's wife. When we get to meet IS
Not really, Novice. How would you like to be WB's wife? Poor lady has spent 18 years of her life married to a dead beat hairball. Lady should be up for sainthood. Think of the poor children as well; how would YOU like to go through life calling that thing "Dad"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
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Originally Posted by jackb
Hey G-3.....I think I just found where your cat pooped. Bwahahahahahahahaha
Don't look at me. I'm not cleaning it up.
Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by jackb
Not really, Novice. How would you like to be WB's wife? Poor lady has spent 18 years of her life married to a dead beat hairball. Lady should be up for sainthood. Think of the poor children as well; how would YOU like to go through life calling that thing "Dad"?
Kitten sits on the La-Z boy and waits for the furr to fly......:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
THAT the best you got? In a battle of wits, you enter the fray unarmed. I'll explain if you need me to.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
WB ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
KITTEN???????????????? EVERYBODY knows cats don't get that old:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Thank you for the heads-up Torch. Someone else on here told me WB was so dumb he thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by torch
Let's compare our birth certificates, sir. :) Mine is at least on paper. Yours however was etched in stone. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Yeah I figured out he was slow when he to the Taxidermist to file his 1040 form.
I am batman.
Wannabe...
Sorry, I am Batman, YOU are the Penguin. Do yourself a favor, quit while you are behind. Remember last time? I left you in a shambles, humiliated in front of all your friends (both of them) while you and your mom pm'd me for mercy which I was kind enough to extend. Have a nice day. A kinder, gentler jackb and enormously better looking and talented than Wannabe.:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
I used to have a pet turtle. His name was Borris. He was slow and had odd little hairs on his head. It's true, some turtles have hair. Anyway, I took him to the barber shop for a trim and the barber laughed at me. He said, we don't cut turtle hair here. I was crushed. You see, I was sensitive even way back then at 6 years old. So, I called that barber a slip lippin' gewber with a mother named Larry and stormed out.
OK, I lied. His hame was jackb. But ya'll wouldn't have believed me if I'd have said that up front.
True story.
Wannabe...
I can verify that, it is a true story. The only part you left out was that your priest gave you the turtle 'cause you were "sensitive":eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
hmmmmmm...... furr or turtle hair is in the air.......... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
"Who would believe such pleasure from a wee ball o' fur?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
are you Irish? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
No....wait...it was the furry Christmas poo that I named jackb. Sorry. Got my stories mixed up. My Bad.
Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
I think you are gonna' hafta' kick it up a notch if you want to stay on top of Jackb, Wannabe... Jus' sayin' ;)
Grrrrrr. I'm tryin' here. I'm really trying. Just can't find a spot to start diggin'.
Wannabe...
Oh, wait.....jackb is a 4 eyes.