Warning OLD DW IS GOING NUDE!

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05-19-2010, 08:44 PM
DMW1960

Warning OLD DW IS GOING NUDE!

As some of you know I am in Sioux City, South Dakota setting up a fireworks store. Well I have been up here since May 5, and the pile of dirty clothes was getting kind of large. Normally I would beg PW58 to drive up and do my laundry. But since it would be a 1,000 mile turn for her I decided I would just do it myself. After thinking about 5 minutes on that idea you know what I decided to do find a place to do it for me!

Ok so I drive across town about 10 miles and find this Laundry that will do my clothes for so much per pound. I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

I THINK IF IT WASN'T SO COLD UP HERE I WOULD JUST SAVE THE MONEY AND WALK AROUND NUDE! BUT IT MIGHT SCARE THE CUSTOMERS AWAY!

PS: Honey, dear, PW58, Paula would you please meet me in Lineville, MO in a few weeks and do my laundry for me please?
05-20-2010, 04:15 AM
cook

hope ya checked all the pockets
05-20-2010, 06:53 AM
CrappieCoz

Some things are better off left in the privacy of your own home with someone who may appreciate that vision. :D
05-20-2010, 08:05 AM
C N

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

As some of you know I am in Sioux City, South Dakota setting up a fireworks store. Well I have been up here since May 5, and the pile of dirty clothes was getting kind of large. Normally I would beg PW58 to drive up and do my laundry. But since it would be a 1,000 mile turn for her I decided I would just do it myself. After thinking about 5 minutes on that idea you know what I decided to do find a place to do it for me!

Ok so I drive across town about 10 miles and find this Laundry that will do my clothes for so much per pound. I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

I THINK IF IT WASN'T SO COLD UP HERE I WOULD JUST SAVE THE MONEY AND WALK AROUND NUDE! BUT IT MIGHT SCARE THE CUSTOMERS AWAY!

PS: Honey, dear, PW58, Paula would you please meet me in Lineville, MO in a few weeks and do my laundry for me please?

What kind of cheese goes best with that WHINE?????? :confused:
05-20-2010, 08:44 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by cook

hope ya checked all the pockets

Cook that was the first thing I did was unbag everything and check the pockets and then rebag everything thing before I left.

If I don't leave some money in my pockets at home, PW don't think she is getting paid to do the laundry.
05-20-2010, 08:47 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

What kind of cheese goes best with that WHINE?????? :confused:

Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.
05-20-2010, 08:53 AM
C N

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.

I'd help you out alright. How good do you look in PANK? :eek: I've heard that if you wash reds with whites and use hot, you get a lovely shade of PANK? !
How close is that to Pierre? I have some good walleye fishing spots on Oahe and Francis Case. ;) and a buddy owns a house just outside of Pickstown that he and his wife use when they go there to fish.
05-20-2010, 08:55 AM
Radioactive

Novice please say you will do DMW's laundry and then dye every thing PANK!:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Novice, your several hundred miles closer to me than PW. What about helping a guy out? Granted I used to do laundry all the time, well most of the time when I was single but that has been a few years ago! I did own my own washer and dryer.
05-20-2010, 08:56 AM
C N

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Originally Posted by Radioactive

Novice please say you will do DMW's laundry and then dye every thing PANK!:D:D:D

GMTA, Radioactive (Great Minds Think Alike)!!!
05-20-2010, 08:59 AM
"G"

Pink underwear and Pyro.....that would be a heck of a combination.
05-20-2010, 09:10 AM
C N

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Pink underwear and Pyro.....that would be a heck of a combination.

If you're creative with your COLORS you can come out looking like this:
05-20-2010, 09:34 AM
FROSTY

Couldn't Resist....

[QUOTE=DMW1960;1159382] I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

The thoughts of what were in that bag.......

I hope the lady made some money after going to get her shots TODAY!!:eek::D:D
05-20-2010, 09:44 AM
C N

[QUOTE=FROSTY;1159782]

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

I went in with my bag and the lady said put it on the scales. Ouch 40 pounds! Went back tonight and picked it up. All folded nice and clean but I am out $40.00.

The thoughts of what were in that bag.......

I hope the lady made some money after going to get her shots TODAY!!:eek::D:D

I'm betting she'll need a series of shots to cure whatever she got. Don't think a one time shot will fix it. ;)
05-20-2010, 12:58 PM
DMW1960

I Got My Yearly Shots From The Vet Before I Left Springfield!

And What's Wrong With Pink?
05-20-2010, 01:12 PM
rlsiv

$40 don't sound like enough pay for somebody to handle YOUR skivvies, DMW.
:eek:

Just sayin....:p
05-20-2010, 02:15 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

I Got My Yearly Shots From The Vet Before I Left Springfield!

And What's Wrong With Pink?

There's nothing wrong with PANK. I promise. :D
05-20-2010, 04:14 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

There's nothing wrong with PANK. I promise. :D

I like Pink! Used to even have a pink tie and dress shirt. If Ty Murray can wear pink then any man can. I DON'T RIDE BULLS LIKE HIM, I JUST SHOOT THE BULL!
05-20-2010, 04:17 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by rlsiv

$40 don't sound like enough pay for somebody to handle YOUR skivvies, DMW.
:eek:

Just sayin....:p

YEAH I WILL ADMIT THEY WERE KIND OF DIRTY! Handing cases of fireworks seems to get you dirty. But the old gal was kind of cute, nice and tanned, and she was wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes. I did tell her I would be back to see her again with more laundry before I leave town.
05-20-2010, 04:18 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

YEAH I WILL ADMIT THEY WERE KIND OF DIRTY! Handing cases of fireworks seems to get you dirty. But the old gal was kind of cute, nice and tanned, and she was wearing a pair of Daisy Dukes. I did tell her I would be back to see her again with more laundry before I leave town.

So you're changing twice a day now just to get back quicker? :eek:
05-20-2010, 04:20 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

So you're changing twice a day now just to get back quicker? :eek:

Aaaaa Novice now you wouldn't be trying to dig me a deeper hole with PW58 would you? NO COMMENT!
05-20-2010, 04:44 PM
C N

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

Aaaaa Novice now you wouldn't be trying to dig me a deeper hole with PW58 would you? NO COMMENT!

You don't need any help, Dan. You're doing just fine on your own. :)
05-21-2010, 07:37 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

You don't need any help, Dan. You're doing just fine on your own. :)

Yeah you would think after all these years I would learn something! LOL she is going to a Union meeting this weekend in KC. Told me free meals and everything. Yep its free alright, just her union dues working for her.