I have had it!

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05-16-2010, 09:42 PM
DMW1960

I have had it!

Stuck up here working selling fireworks in South Dakota. I decided tonight that after I run to Wally World I would stop and get me a sit down meal. After putting in about 11 hours today I really didn't want to come back to the RV and cook anything.

Well old DW pulls into a KFC and finds that they still had the food bar up and it was all you could eat! Well this old country boy just loves mashed potatoes, gravy and fried chicken.

I went up to the counter and this little young thing asked me what I wanted and I told her I wanted the all you could eat food bar. Well this gal then asked me if I wanted the SENIOR DISCOUNT? I told her that I was old but not that old!

I HAVE HAD IT! WHEN I GET BACK TO SPRINGFIELD, MO I DON'T CARE WHAT PW58 (AKA THE OLD LADY) SAYS! THIS GREY HAIR IS GOING! I AM GOING BACK TO BEING BLACK!

Oh I can hear Crappie Novice now!
05-16-2010, 09:50 PM
DMW1960

Oh and I got a call today from brother Bugman! Dang he even gets up before 8 am on a Sunday! WoW! He asked me if I was selling anything and I told him the people up here were just as nuts as the people back in Missouri. I had a guy from NE call me about a week ago wanting some fireworks. Well this guy called again yesterday about 1 pm. The guy drove over 4 hours to buy fireworks off from me. I won't say how much he spent but I will tell you it took him almost 45 minutes to load his van after it took me almost 20 minutes to check him out! And he spent all that just for a fireworks show for his family on July 4th!
05-17-2010, 04:12 AM
cook

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spend your commision
05-17-2010, 06:32 AM
bugman

Damn i was just getting used to seeing the old goffy look now i'll have to put up with the grecian formula even goofier look:ppoor,poor Paula........what a saint:)
05-17-2010, 06:58 AM
Crappie Chatt

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Originally Posted by bugman

Damn i was just getting used to seeing the old goffy look now i'll have to put up with the grecian formula even goofier look:ppoor,poor Paula........what a saint:)

Ya, go ahead and use it. Nobody will ever notice ;);):D:D Enjoy the gray and take advantage of the senior discounts. Just don't get caught in the 'Dollar General' :eek::eek: Heh! Heh! Heh! <*)}}}><
05-17-2010, 02:18 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by cook

spend your commision

Cook thanks but no thanks! I like to get my hair colored and cut at this place! PW58 don't like it but I kind of like the view myself!

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05-17-2010, 02:19 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by bugman

Damn i was just getting used to seeing the old goffy look now i'll have to put up with the grecian formula even goofier look:ppoor,poor Paula........what a saint:)

LOL it normally takes about 10 years off my look!
05-17-2010, 02:22 PM
jackb

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

LOL it normally takes about 10 years off my look!

Ten years off your look? Did you get a head transplant? When I met you at camp, I guessed your age at around 75, so I guess 65 ain't all that bad:eek:
05-17-2010, 02:28 PM
gatorbitu

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Originally Posted by jackb

Ten years off your look? Did you get a head transplant? When I met you at camp, I guessed your age at around 75, so I guess 65 ain't all that bad:eek:

That's good stuff there Jack!:D I thought I saw a walker in DMW's boat!:)
05-17-2010, 02:40 PM
prefers shiners

come on guys......gray hair ain't so bad......you can ask anyone who is bald.........

gray and proud of it.....
05-17-2010, 02:56 PM
jackb

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Originally Posted by gatorbitu

That's good stuff there Jack!:D I thought I saw a walker in DMW's boat!:)

You are correct Gator, but the walker was for 1. Jello Shots 2. Apple Pie 3. Beer 4. Jack Daniels and last but not least 5. His age. Saw one of the kids at camp try to sell him tennis balls for the bottom of his walker so it wouldn't snag the shag carpet:)
05-17-2010, 03:35 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by jackb

Ten years off your look? Did you get a head transplant? When I met you at camp, I guessed your age at around 75, so I guess 65 ain't all that bad:eek:

NOW JACK I NEVER AMITTED TO BEING PRETTY!
05-17-2010, 03:36 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by gatorbitu

That's good stuff there Jack!:D I thought I saw a walker in DMW's boat!:)

SHUT UP GATOR THAT WAS JUST MY CANE!:eek:
05-17-2010, 03:37 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by prefers shiners

come on guys......gray hair ain't so bad......you can ask anyone who is bald.........

gray and proud of it.....

I may have earned each and everyone of them but that don't mean I am going to keep them!
05-17-2010, 03:40 PM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by jackb

You are correct Gator, but the walker was for 1. Jello Shots 2. Apple Pie 3. Beer 4. Jack Daniels and last but not least 5. His age. Saw one of the kids at camp try to sell him tennis balls for the bottom of his walker so it wouldn't snag the shag carpet:)

Ah I see age is also catching up with you my friend! YOU FORGOT THE CC!!!:D:D AND ALSO THE CROWN ROYAL!!!:D:D:D
05-17-2010, 04:40 PM
MOfishmgr

I'd prefer gray to my GONE!
05-17-2010, 05:40 PM
longliner

All I can say, is act your age my friend!!!!:D;)
05-17-2010, 06:58 PM
"G"

I don't mind the grey hair and I do like and take advantage of all the senior discounts. Being a senior is something to be proud of....a lot of my buddies did not make it. :)
05-18-2010, 08:28 AM
DMW1960

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Originally Posted by longliner

All I can say, is act your age my friend!!!!:D;)

Ok so since we run with Bugman we need to act like we are teenagers?
05-18-2010, 08:36 AM
rlsiv

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Originally Posted by DMW1960

...... I AM GOING BACK TO BEING BLACK!

Oh I can hear Crappie Novice now!

And THAT is how rumors get started....

:eek:

:D
05-18-2010, 08:42 AM
springhillwantabe

greys great senior citizen discount better take advantage of it it will be there sooner than you think thought paula was your daughter?