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I just realized I passed 1000 posts recently as well.
Congrats Minner! I plan to devote my next 1000 posts to tormenting WB. I have a master plan. First, I'm gonna call his favorite mop bucket names. I will then move on to teasing him about his feather duster. I will then taunt his favorite scrub brush by talking trash about it.
I figure I'll have him in tears by about post 1200.
Congrats Taco and good idea on your plan. :)
How do you plan on making him CRY when he has been CRYIN about somethin since he came into this world?
Thats right! He was crying because his boat was too small. Now he is crying because its too big and not ready yet.....tommorrow it will just be something else.
amen once a cry baby allways a cry baby
congrats ole taco, and even on cinco de mayo
I shouldn't tell this story, but I have a cousin that is about 6 years younger than I. I was 10 and staying with his family over the summer. His two older brothers and I hung his GI Joe doll off the second floor landing and he ran screaming and flapping his hands to tell his mother.
Then years ago, I was helping him work on his truck and he skinned his knuckle. He ran off cussing and flapping his hands just like he did when he was 4. I wet myself laughing at him.
And I don't care if he cries or not. I just need a new short term goal.
Right proud of ya
Congrats Taco. I've always thought that everyone needs a purpose in life. Just glad you found out what your special purpose is so early on.
Wannabe...
Now wait a minute. Y'all done missed the point of this thread. Ain't nare one of y'all gewbers defended me about his opening statemt or congradulates him fer figuring out he may be kin to me. FT ifn there's one thang I've come to understand on here it is the fact no matter how hard you gouge ol WB, it don't do nuthin but cause you missery in the end. He may not catch no fesh, but it's better to have him in your corner than have him up on his mop bucket yappin like a school gurl at ya.
***This was a paid advertizement funded by WB in the form of a buffay.***
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Originally Posted by Minnerman
Congrats Fish and Minner on finally getting to 1,000. Congrats on being related. Now you're like me and Wannabe.... F A M I L Y. I could not be prouder of my brother from another mother (and my sister from another mister --just for Fishtaco)!!! :p
Does it count if Taco is related to you? I wouldn't think so on account of all the inbreeding over there in AR. I mean, you might just be, but there'd be no real way to document it.
Wannabe...
You bring up a valid point, Wb...... the "trees" in AR branch out much differently than in 'sippi and MO and it's not a climate issue. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
It reminds me of an Excel error: CIRCULAR REFERENCE
See what I mean Taco? You done stirred the pot and we all know what's in the pot.
Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Minnerman
Let's see there's stirrers and flingers. I stir, therefore I am. ;)
Zactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
The first step is admitting I have a problem. Now what? Just keep stirring???? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
Yup. Withdrawal pains would be unbareable without the proper counseling and guidence.
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Originally Posted by Minnerman
Good point! Whew!!! Thanks, minner! :)
LOL... I'm not from Arkansas, I just happen to be in Arkansas. I'm from a lil place just west of here. Its nice here, folks are nice here. The fish bite. Life is good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Now it'll be my turn to feed WB some day. In the mean time, I have a master plan to perfect. Ya'll quite bothering me with details. Go on, shooo!
You not from there? Really? Could have fooled me.
Then again, I never really bothered to ask what you do for fishing money. No, wait, let me guess..................................
Animal husbandry? No, not that.....way to much educational requirements.
Proctologist? No...can't be....you type like you've got fat fingers.
I know......if you moved to AR, it must be you operate one of those 27x7 roadside combination liquor store, family counceling, marriage chappel, geneologicaly research, quickie divorce, all you can eat rib joints I hear about. I hear there's good money in that over there.
Wannabe...
you better read his last post again and BE NICE to him. He said it was his turn to buy you lunch
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Originally Posted by DonDon
DD, have you noticed Wannabe has just given up spellcheck entirely? Wow! I didn't think he77 would ever freeze over, but it certainly has TODAY:eek:
Or I married into it. Which is the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
I work in the construction business. Remodels, repairs, additions, etc. I'm a licensed plumber but I specialize in trim carpentry. I used to be a banker, back before the internet, but it seems I snored too loudly and had to change professions. :D:D
I also perform marriage counseling, quickie divorces and make a mean margarita. Oh, and I'm a professional flirt. I speak the pompitous of love,
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Originally Posted by Fishtaco
The smell of freshly cut wood, the sound of hammers pounding, drills drilling and the smell of PVC "glue"..... It just doesn't get any better than that. :)
My Mamma was right CN - you run with thugs, you start acting like one.
Wannabe...
"pompitous". Now there's a word you won't see typed around here more than once a day. You gotta be good to work that into a conversation.
Taco, I gotta tell you.....you might, just might be a big of a smart alleck as me. And I say that in the most complimentary and hetero way possible.
Wannabe...
Dangit Taco, you a slow learner ain't cha. See what I mean. Pokin poo flingers, makes you smell like poo. You have got to change you plan. You being to abrupt in your gouging of WB. You gotta be mire subtle and ease one in on him. See like this. "That boy ain't to bright or the little beez got their looks and smartz from IS" don't try to hit a home run everytime and he'll never notice til someone tells him. I know you smarter than say a DD.
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Wannabe, first off your Mamma was not "right" by any stretch of the imagination. :eek: My Mamma told me all about your Mamma. The stories she told put the curl in my hair. So that is why I do not have the long, flowing, movie-star hair like you. It's my Mamma's fault. Well actually it's YOUR Mamma's fault! Now when you are ready to hear all about YOUR Mamma, just PM me. It's a sad story, but you need to know. It will make you a better person. If we can "stand" that. Set aside an hour or two, just to get to the "BAD" part. ;)
Now, give me your definition of THUG. Seems you are implying that Taco is a thug and now me???? Is this assumption correct? I'm waiting.....
What it sounded like to me CN. Course you could apply the old Arkansas proverb to it. "Ifn the shoe fits, get the other one from your brother and you'll have a pair". Jus sayin.
Thanks for your expert opinion, Minner. And thanks for coming forward and admitting you're a THUG right off the bat. I appreciate it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
I ain't admitted nuthin. I said it sounded like WB wa callin you a thug. I don't admit to nuthin. It has to be proven 3 times against me before I'll even recognize it ever happened or might have been true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
What do you get when you have 2 apples, a can of motor oil, a pair of glasses and a feller from Arkansas?
A new man and a bill from your divorce lawyer?
I don't really know either taco, just tryin to change the subject.