Joke

Jesus, Moses and a really old man were playing golf. Jesus steps up to the 1st tee and whacks a drive on a 9,500 yard par 2. It has a glacier down the middle and hell on both sides. Ball softly lands on the green rolls right and stops about 5 foot from the hole.. Moses and the old man congratulate him. Moses gets up and hits a monster draw lands on the green and stops about 15 feet from the cup. The old man gets up and duffs it hits a worm burner down the middle about 85 yards. Jesus and Moses are giggling when all the sudden a squirrel grabs the old mans ball and takes off. All the sudden a Bald Eagle swoops down and gets the squirrel. Jesus and Moses are looking in amazement as the eagle flies off toward the green. The squirrel drops the ball and it softly lands on the green and goes in the hole. Jesus looks at the old man and says "Great shot Dad"!

pretty good right there

Nice.

Good one! :)

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A farmer was tending his cattle at the barn when an old desheveled, haggardly, ugly feller came out of the cedar trees with a turkery over his shoulder. Farmer asked where he got it and the stranger said, "Just over yonder in the cedar trees bout 20 minutes ago." Farmer says he didn't hear no shots, and the feller says he "uglies" them to death. He explains that he hides in the bushes, calls 'em in reallllly clost, jumps out a yellin and screamin and cause he's so ugly they just fall over dead. Said he used to take his wife along but she tore 'em up too bad.

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Originally Posted by jimmydee1

A farmer was tending his cattle at the barn when an old desheveled, haggardly, ugly feller came out of the cedar trees with a turkery over his shoulder. Farmer asked where he got it and the stranger said, "Just over yonder in the cedar trees bout 20 minutes ago." Farmer says he didn't hear no shots, and the feller says he "uglies" them to death. He explains that he hides in the bushes, calls 'em in reallllly clost, jumps out a yellin and screamin and cause he's so ugly they just fall over dead. Said he used to take his wife along but she tore 'em up too bad.

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Originally Posted by jimmydee1

A farmer was tending his cattle at the barn when an old desheveled, haggardly, ugly feller came out of the cedar trees with a turkery over his shoulder. Farmer asked where he got it and the stranger said, "Just over yonder in the cedar trees bout 20 minutes ago." Farmer says he didn't hear no shots, and the feller says he "uglies" them to death. He explains that he hides in the bushes, calls 'em in reallllly clost, jumps out a yellin and screamin and cause he's so ugly they just fall over dead. Said he used to take his wife along but she tore 'em up too bad.

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I thought for a minute that it was a story about Wannabe untill I got to the wife part. :D

THAT is going to leave a mark

Lol....gud un Torch!.....Jimmy Ive heard ole Jerry Clower tell that one many times...classic!

OleMiss...you could ugly them crappie to death and you would not need your single pole. Bwahahaha...I got a deal going now to get two more poles....that way I will have plenty if you go fishing with me. :D

that is a good ole oldie right there