So you've got this nice pretty weekend and no boat all of a sudden. Well, you gotta fill the time somehow, so what's a fella to do?
Wannabe...
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So you've got this nice pretty weekend and no boat all of a sudden. Well, you gotta fill the time somehow, so what's a fella to do?
Wannabe...
Well, how about organizing the tackle. As you can tell from this pic, I like things neat and orderly.
Wannabe...
the pictures and story. Separate post per pic
Or you could smoke some meat, I s'pose. That'll eat up a bunch of time cooking, but only a little bit eating.
Wannabe...
Shaddup DD. I'm workin' heya.
Wannabe...
Oooo, Ooo, I know! I could call up Duckkiller and go get his Rip-A-Lip hand me down camper, set it up in the back yard since the Lil Bes insisted and proceed to freeze my hiney backside off when the temp drops to 50 overnight and curse Killer for not throwing in a free heater with the deal.
Wannabe...
BTW, that's 3 MS C.Cers that have owned this camper now, that I know of. Ya'll talk amongst yourselves and decide who's buying it next.
jamakin me hawngry!
After careful observation, the sticker on that dip net ain't never been in the water. Mine came off the first time it went in the water. Oh yea it's too bug fer your dinks.
Back to the question tho, your over half way home of just retirin from feshin. Got rid of the boat, now just send me and dd the rest of that junk you got piled up there and just quit all together. I would prolly give you $14.38 fer half the pile ifn I got first dibs at it.
No use = pristine sticker on net.
Jus' sayin' :p
All that and I still have way too much time left on the weekend. Is helped me out a little and gave me a nice long list and a matching nice long speach about all the stuff I haven't crossed of the list to go with it.
Still had to finish out the weekend by pulling out the new boat.
Introducing the CAV Part Duex. I plan to show ya'll a little bit of it at a time. Kind of like a strip tease. Plus, it'll get my post count up some. Bwahahaha.
Note the little hanger's on. I tried to tell 'em we weren't going fishing, but I don't think they trusted me and started climbing on about the time I cranked up. The about as bad a dogs that jump in the back of the truck when they hear the screen door slam.
Wannabe...
Maybe you should give up fishin', and hit the bbq circuit. That meat actually looks pretty good.
Why'd you sell a man a boat and keep the seat? You could take one of those buckets and drill you a 3/4 hole in the bottom of it and put the seat on it and count cars on their way to the lake to catch fesh.
Oh, btw, you do get GREAT DAD points for roughin' it with the young bes. :)
He's definitely not sharing the meat with the youngun's. Their boots are almost bigger than they are! Feed those boys, Wannabe...!
I've seen this feller eat. He ain't sharin.
I keep 'em skinny on purpose CN.
1) They fit into tight places easier. Comes in handy when I'm boat rigging and drop a washer or somthing.
2) They work extra hard for their supper.
3) Keep the oldest extra skinny so they can wear the same clothes.
4) Gotta pad the boat rigging account somehow and we don't really need groceries every week anyhow.
5) Also save extra money on pesticides and herbacides. You ought to see them boys huning bugs and frogs in the yard for snacks. They got a bunch of pretty decent recipes for chickweed/wild onions and grasshoppers that really don't sound all that bad. As a bonus, I haven't seen a snake in my neighborhood for 5 years now and even that one looked awful scared.
Wannabe...
Take yer time, we ain't going nowhere... especially with you driving, erm, I mean posting...
And remember, posts are not like green stamps. You can't redeem them.
Dang if that post didn't make me laugh so hard I cried. OMG! Hilarious! In a sad sort of way. Poor lil' bes out scavenging for their suppers. Makes 'em tough I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Oh and PS Wannabe... you'd have to be outside to see the snakes. Not inside with the mop and dustpan. ;) I need to meet Is and have her show me the ropes!!! :p
WB, I gotta hand it to ya...that grill is lookin fine!!!
Wanna, your posts and lingo and the poo the guys here fling back at ya is absolutely some of the best reading out there. Could me a made for tv deal in the works with you, is and the little B's, kinda like the Cleavers or the Osbornes.
amen, minner!Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
WBWEB look under the bench seats to my knowledge there use to be a heater stored in there
Dont know what ya need a camper for cause ya sure aint gonna get away from IS to use it. She has to have ya home to clean up every evening. Guess ya can use it in the back yard for when ya mess up and she puts ya in the dog house. Just sayin....
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Well this is a fine dang time to tell me about it ya dang gewber!!!!!
Wannabe...
Well, you could wait until after you don't need it anymore to ask about it. Wait a minute! You did wait until after you needed to to ask about it.
I'm thinking that's the goober calling the peanut a gewber.
A'ite Taco, you ever had a fat lip? Cause you about to get it. And how!
Stewpit AR gewbers. Who's checking folks at the front door of this joint anyhow!
Wannabe...
Nobody, I guess, Wannabe... 'Cuz I got in here, too, without any problems.
High five, FishTaco! ;)
keep checking cause the only one gonna get booted is youQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
You don't count CN. The new hire handbook for all front door checkers here at MS C.C spells out in no uncertain terms that all hot chicks get a free pass no matter where they're from. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Thanks, Wannabe... LMBO! The check is in the mail. ;)
You have gotten rid of your old boat? correct?
You already have the new boat at the house but it's not rigged up. Correct?
So even since you have a new boat, you can't go fishing cause you don't have it all decked out and rigged to the tee? That a correct statement?
Yep. I will fish no Crappies before it's time. Me and Paul Gallo see eye to fish eye on that kind of stuff.
Wannabe...
and you've been fishing it for years. You KNOW where they're supposed to be and I'm sure Bigger will help you out abit on a place to fish if you bought him lunch or something, maybe a 12 pack old old Milwaulkie's Best would work. That or Shiltz would do the trick. Just head on out and try it bud, you don't HAVE to have all that Lectronics to catch some of them 3 pounders. Only a couple more weeks of the spawn left so get them while the getting is good
Sometimes I think you almost got it DD. Then others, I think you'll never get it.
This is one of those later times.
If I can't do it the way I want, then I don't want to do it. Same reason I don't bow hunt anymore. Pffft. And there ain't nothing you can do about it neither.
Don't sweat it honey chile, I'm sure there will be a few test runs along the way.
Wannabe...
Quit yo belly aching whineing then. :D
That aint much food..... just enough for Gonna and Gotta!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...