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an entertainment committee. I need someone or more than one to keep me entertained while the auditor is here turning my world upside down. ;) I also need someone to help me shred the evidence. She seems like a nice gal, but she's getting on my last nerve and this is only Tuesday. :eek:
I can shred over 1000 words per minute ;)
Aw....your sweating it out too much. Everything will be alright if your right, Lol.
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Originally Posted by J White
One down...... one to go. Unless you can also serve as entertainer, J? :D
Well I'm doing IT the way they trained me to do it. I should get bonus points for that, right??? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
For sure you need WB, with all the Poo he has he could surely help out! I'm just sayin.
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Originally Posted by satdoc1
J White can shred 1000 words a minute. Not sure if J could keep up with Wannabe...?
And I still need the entertainment person(s). All day tomorrow and Thursday for sure. ;)
CN....Do like WB does...If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance...just baffle them with BS. It seems to work for him. :D
I'm better at Wannabe's other job - pot stirring. Maybe I can stir the pot while he baffles her with his BS? Wannabe...? Can you help?
And where is the MAJ when I need help? hmmmm?
Dunno....the Maj has been kinda quiet lately. I think he has boat trading fever.
He needs to find him a "new" one and that will make him good as new for at least a year or so I'd bet. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
Are you talking about boats? :D
If a man needs a new boat, a new boat he SHOULD have! :) What else does he need, G??? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
I was just checking to see if we were on the same sheet of paper, Lol. :D
I was taught that when dealing with auditors, throw them a bone, a small bone, for them to find,( one that won't lead to bigger problems) so that they can feel good about themselves that they are doing their job, and they usually move on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
NO i dont do lep dances
I'm your man CN. Not only am I an excellent bs er, I can shred volumes per minute, I know exactly where the delete key is on every keyboard ever made and I make a mean omlette and I can make a kitchen floor shine like the factory installed it for a demo.
All this aside from the fact that I am nothing if not entertaining.
When do I start and could I get an advance?
Wannabe...
CN, get you a stack of dollar bills and I will be right up
If you hire Triton over me, CN, get a stack of quarters. Make him really work for it. LOL.
Wannabe...
You sound PERFECT for the job. When I heard omelette ===> I'm in. All in. No problem on the advance. I've been saving for some new boat toys so have a stash. Can you be here by noon? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Oh my.... you're going to have to audition for that position. ;) I'll be right bank, I mean back. Gotta convert all my cash to dollar bills. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by tritonman
Noon? Heck, I'm 30 minutes out and coming in fast. Go ahead and take the cheese out of the frig. That's the trick, the cheese needs to be room temp or it sweats in the pan and makes the eggs fluff wrong.
Wannabe...
30 mins.. alrighty then... Gives me time to find the documents and get the cheese out. It's going to be a GREAT day! :)
cn, you buy wb lunch, he will do ALMOST anything....
I'm back from the bank - can barely drag my purse with all the dollar bills in it and no sign of WB. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by duckhunter
Lunch, too? Sure, why not. I'm easily entertained anyway. :cool:
Dern, I walked in and they told me you were gone. Nobody seemed to know much, so I headed to the house disappointed figuring you must have hired Triton. Heck, I just passed Memphis 20 minutes ago.
Wannabe...
Well you better turn that truck around! Triton doesn't do windows and my office could really use a good sprucing up. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Dadgummit, I hope you're paying mileage. I'll be there by 2.
Figures, though, that Triton would be the one to mess this deal up though.
Wannabe...
You're going to have to work late, Wb..... guess you'll want overtime, too?
List of demands
Advance
free lunch
cheese at room temp
mileage
OT
anything else? :eek:
Hmmmm....fishing priveledges? Had to pick up my boat at lunch so I'm running late.
Wannabe...
Are you sure YOU have your priorities straight, WB? ;)
I think so CN. They seem to be working OK for me. So far anyhow.
Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Well I guess I should have hired, T-man for the job after all considering you are a GREAT BIG NO SHOW!!!
This was 'sposed to be all about me, not all about you. ;)