I'll start:
1: He has to stay home to color his beard
2: Is' leash wont reach to Enid
3: He's being fitted for a new gall bladder
4: He's just plain skeered............
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I'll start:
1: He has to stay home to color his beard
2: Is' leash wont reach to Enid
3: He's being fitted for a new gall bladder
4: He's just plain skeered............
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5. has 3 days worth of housework he's behind on......
6. skeered that he cannot catch his ONE fish and end up zeroing....
7. skeered that if he catches his ONE fish, it will be 11 1/2 inches long....
8. no one will buy him lunch...
9. does not want to lose to dd...
10. see #5
11) his old blatter has begun to stink so bad Is won't let him go. (Done told ya to throw that thang away)
12) See #8. That's a good un.
we can swap out him buying anything for the cookout IF and he shouldn't have any problem with this, he'll clean up the mess afterwards. Simple stuff, dump the oil and clean out the cooker. Fold the table clothes, put stuff back in the coolers, bring me another green cup that's full of what I tell him to put in it not what he decides needs to go in it. Bring Speck another beer. Clean out JWhites beard of all the fish crumbs that get stuck in it. just simple stuff like that and he has a free meal for the entire family
I've never seen this green cup in person DD, so tell me, how green is it? I mean is it green enough to tell whether the liquid is clear or does it have enough green that there's no way to tell if the liquid has a yellow tint to it?
Wannabe...
You prefer ice or just plain?
I figure it already has a whizzy yellowish tint to it wb. Surely somebody done thought what you thinkin.
The real reason is that "IS" wont let him out past dark.
Why Minner, what ever do you mean? I merely inquired in order to determine if he could detect whether or not I was mixing in the proper amount of Mountain Dew.
Wannabe...
15 Tiger Woods called him for an aliby
16 Henpecked Unlimited called for a photo shoot
17 Game and Fish have determined with all the electronics in his boat he must be shocking them
18 Gottabe and Gonnabe are banned from Enid ( around the restaurant anyway)
19 Satdocs knife and Don Don's teeth
yall asserting that dd uses the cup for TWO purposes????Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Dranking. Now Wannabe, you got a first hand view of it at Washington so you know what it looks like. Believe me, IF I let you pour me one, I'd check it for FOAM
Bwhahahahah!!!
BTW, Speck's passport is hereby revoked for starting this crap and Yikes is under review for associating with a known Yankee.
Wannabe...
favorite Yankee's. I even shared a beautiful sight one morning on Grenada lake with them. a RISING MOON BWAA HAHAHA
Sorry junior, I trumped you. Yikess and I got lifetime passes from Mr. Jim. Face it, you're stuck with us.:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
just get the beer cold and the women clean i will be there just show up wb
I tried to tell Mr. Jim, but do you think he listened? Noooooooooo.
Bring it billbob.
Wannabe...
Gee WB. That's xzactly what I meant. I would never imply you just might use his green cup fer a portable urinal. Never crossed my mind that you'd do something so disturbing. But now that it has been brought up I would like to strongly discourage anyone from performing this hate crime without 1)me being there to see it,2) sendin me a pic of his face or 3) at least textin me so I can call the ole geeZer to laugh with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
20. He's still working on his Easter bonnet.
21. His trailer is still dead
22. He might have to tell the truth about why his trailer is dead in the first place.
of the police toting me off and the ambulance loading them into the back. I'm a nice guy but don't cross me. Won't be the first person I've put in the hospital over the years
Anybody ever see dumb and dumber? Bet the perpetrator wouldn't even get a ticket neither.
Wannabe...
you and Bigger stand next to each other, I STILL can't figger out which one ya is Dumb and which one is Dumber
OOOHHH, Thats going to leave a mark.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
He's the dumber one. After all, he's standing next to me.
Wannabe...
an arrow pointing to your right that says "I'm WITH STEWPIT?"
WB you know Bilbob thinks Deliverance is a romantic comedy! OUCH
i KNNEW IT WAS
Wannabe won't show because:
He heard I might be there, and he won't show if he knows he ain't
gonna be the purtiest guy there :p