My first experince with free healthcare today

Just got back from the doc in Oxford.

First thing I said when he walked in was "sure wished we'd have put it off till this week so it would have been free". He didn't get it and kind of looked at me all puzzled. I then said "You know, on account of the free healthcare bill they passed last Sunday". He hemmed and hawed around trying to figure out what I was talking about for a second and then said, "Oh yeah, well, I'm not so sure about that".

Sheesh. Good thing he's a doc, cause he wouldn't make it in the real world.

Anywho - The joker yanked the steri-strips off, said looks good, and kicked me out. All in the span of about 3 minutes. And I got lucky. They only made me wait 24 minutes to see him this time. He said looks good, just lay off lifting anything over 10 lbs at a time for the next week. Then nothing extra heavy for the next couple of months to prevent a hernia. On my way out I told him no problem, I don't plan on catching a Crappie over 5 pounds and if I do, I promise not to carry more than one at a time. He didn't get that one either.

Odd thought I had on the way out. I got a total of about 18 minutes of face time total with that dude. He spent more time looking at my insides than he did at my face. Bet I could pass him in Dollar General 2 days from now and he wouldn't have a clue who I was.....yet, I prolly just added a few grand to his Christmas this year.

Did I mention I don't like docs? About the most arrogant, self absorbed, over pretentious gewbers out there and most have zero financial sense and even less common sense. Yeah, I know.....I can't get along with 'em on account of me being so much like 'em. Pffft, stole your thunder.

Wannabe...

Glad you got a good report WB.....and it will take a good many of those quarter lb. fish ( and thats stretching it) that you catch to exceed the Doc's weight limit. :D

Don;t think ya got to worry bout the 5 lb crappie. Bet you can take all of 'em you catch for the next month and they won't add up to 5 lbs :D:D

Ya'll know the worst part of this surgery? The cut he put on my belly button. I used to have a purty belly button. Now it's only so-so.

Ya'll know the worst part of the recovery? A sore belly button. You've got no idea how much I miss picking the lint out of it twice a day.

Wannabe...

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Ya'll know the worst part of this surgery? The cut he put on my belly button. I used to have a purty belly button. Now it's only so-so.

Ya'll know the worst part of the recovery? A sore belly button. You've got no idea how much I miss picking the lint out of it twice a day.

Wannabe...

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Way too much information dadgummit. :D

you pass the time of day now?

Are you sure your antomically correct, Wannabe......? :eek: My lowest cut is at least an inch above my b-button. But then again I'm really tall. Maybe it's cuz of that. :confused:

let's see, wb, not lift anything over 10 lbs...........say at 1.5 lbs a crappie, that's 7 crappie to get to 10 lbs........so, i think you're safe.....just saying so you won't worry.....

I'm still a Ken doll CN.

Wannabe...

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I'm still a Ken doll CN.

Wannabe...

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The question remains: R U SHORT?

cn, he can't wade in 2 1/2 foot water......does that answer your question?

No not short. Not tall neither. 5' 10 3/16". Prolly some sort of difference in the way boys and girls are made. That's what my Mama says anyhow.

Wannabe...

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No not short. Not tall neither. 5' 10 3/16". Prolly some sort of difference in the way boys and girls are made. That's what my Mama says anyhow.

Wannabe...

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Well I'm almost as tall as you so that's tall for a GURL. It's probably your six-pack that is draggin' you down, WB!!! :)

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cn, he can't wade in 2 1/2 foot water......does that answer your question?

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There seems to be a slight discrepancy in your estimation of WB's height and his estimation of the same, Duck! :confused:

they still stacking POO that high, huh?

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Well I'm almost as tall as you so that's tall for a GURL. It's probably your six-pack that is draggin' you down, WB!!! :)



There seems to be a slight discrepancy in your estimation of WB's height and his estimation of the same, Duck! :confused:

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he has a very short stride.....

You can't take Duck's word for it CN. He's a foreigner. Heck he's from Greenwood. They do everything different over there.

Wannabe...

SHORT WAISTED before

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The question remains: R U SHORT?

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In more than one way CN...more than one way

Ahem, I seem to remember outmeasuring you a week ago saturday around 2:30 PM Triton. You too DD. You 3 Duck.

Swack. Right up side the head.

Wannabe...

that blasted blind squirrel still bragging about the one he found

You ought to see my bushy tail twitching about now Triton. Hehehehehehehe.

Wannabe...

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he has a very short stride.....

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You should know, duck. Sounds like he may walk like those things you hunt! :D

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You ought to see my bushy tail twitching about now Triton. Hehehehehehehe.

Wannabe...

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you best watch it or I am going to tell DD to add you to his menu for the next get together

Ya'll keep picking of WB & he'll have to go back into therapy.

of something Sour and putrid. YUK

Good thinking Triton. For the next FJ, I'm gonna put salt and pepper in my back pockets. Might as well taste good to the boy while he's down there smoochin.

Wannabe....