Top 10 or more Reasons Dd zeroed:

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03-16-2010, 11:59 PM
Minnerman

Top 10 or more Reasons Dd zeroed:

#1- Still drunk from nite before.
2 kept lookin over his shoulder for the bite victim instead of watchin poles.
3- ducer upside down during the slight breeze.
4 caught em all the day before. Bwahahahahahaheheha. Ha.
5 cold
6 still drunk from nite before after lunch
7. WB sucker pointed him in wrong direction
8. His Lucky Charms ain't so lucky
9 he's old
10. Thinking bout gettin drunk again to be able to load the boat back on the trailer.

Y'all can add more ifn I left a couple out.
03-17-2010, 12:11 AM
deerducksdogs

that still drunk and thinking bout getting drunk part sounds like me alot of times:D:D:D It'll get you every time!!!
03-17-2010, 07:22 AM
DonDon

and the top reason DD Zero'd out at 'Nada

that he saw a pic of Minner and seeing how goofy looking he was, Dd couldn't stop laughing to =grab the poles that kept bending over
03-17-2010, 11:32 AM
Minnerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDon

that he saw a pic of Minner and seeing how goofy looking he was, Dd couldn't stop laughing to =grab the poles that kept bending over

That ain't an excuse. That's fact. But, I still purtier than you!
03-17-2010, 11:38 AM
duckhunter

mistakenly dipped his jigs in vodka instead of the crappie scent.....
03-17-2010, 11:56 AM
satdoc1

Nessa was cold and he was makin a feeble attempt to warm her up but SHRINKAGE struck!
03-17-2010, 12:00 PM
DonDon

Sat

Shrinkage woulda definately been a factor that day
03-17-2010, 12:22 PM
"G"

and he was not using the special pink jigs. :D
03-17-2010, 12:42 PM
satdoc1

Butt I did give him a couple after the FJ.
03-17-2010, 02:12 PM
C N

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minnerman

#1- Still drunk from nite before.
2 kept lookin over his shoulder for the bite victim instead of watchin poles.
3- ducer upside down during the slight breeze.
4 caught em all the day before. Bwahahahahahaheheha. Ha.
5 cold
6 still drunk from nite before after lunch
7. WB sucker pointed him in wrong direction
8. His Lucky Charms ain't so lucky
9 he's old
10. Thinking bout gettin drunk again to be able to load the boat back on the trailer.

Y'all can add more ifn I left a couple out.

#11. He and Nessa never even tried to catch fish and he has a new nickname after their day together.
L U C K Y
03-17-2010, 03:14 PM
tritonman

Nope that ain't it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

#11. He and Nessa never even tried to catch fish and he has a new nickname after their day together.
L U C K Y

I had them in sight for about half the day, now I can't speak to the first half of the day
03-17-2010, 03:20 PM
DonDon

I had a SMILE

on my face, didn't I Bud:rolleyes:
03-17-2010, 03:21 PM
tritonman

that's cause I was right in front of you
03-17-2010, 03:22 PM
DonDon

You need to THINK before you type bud

thats right where I wanted ya BWAAA HAHAHA
03-17-2010, 03:32 PM
tritonman

!%^&&@#%@#!%^!*%$@!
03-17-2010, 04:13 PM
CRAPPIEHUNTER68

Wrong

DD You just ruined my day.
03-17-2010, 04:53 PM
Minnerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDon

thats right where I wanted ya BWAAA HAHAHA

That just jumped to # 2 on the list. If had actually got in tmans boat it would have made the top.
03-17-2010, 08:12 PM
tritonman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minnerman

That just jumped to # 2 on the list. If had actually got in tmans boat it would have made the top.

Minner, you can bet on one thing. By noon that day DD was begging to get in my boat with me. Can't say why without G3 getting me but there was a reason
03-18-2010, 07:42 AM
DonDon

SHHHH Triton

I tolt you there was no vodka allowed but since you wouldn't give me none, I'm ratting you out. LOL
03-18-2010, 09:59 AM
Minnerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonDon

I tolt you there was no vodka allowed but since you wouldn't give me none, I'm ratting you out. LOL

Wouldn't give you none? Yep it just moved to #1. The fact that you asked fer some is enuff reason why you zeroed. This thread should be over now. Dang.