How NOT to impress a woman..a true story
When I left work Saturday, I was really happy to get out of here. One of the worst months for service anyone could remember. I figured when I came back on Monday it would be better, new month and all. Anyway, on the way home I picked up dry cleaning and some fill in groceries, and figured I would just relax. Then I thought "I don't feel like cooking, I'll just stop at Mcdonalds" So I walk in and there stands a VERY pretty woman looking at the menu. She says "Go ahead, I haven't decided" I said "No problem, take your time." So another clerk comes up and we give our orders. Now we meet again at the pop machine, and she says "After you," and she has this beautiful smile. Now I'm thinking what every man in this position would think; "This woman wants me...BAD!" I fill up my pop, and we're making small talk. As I pull my lid for my pop back, my sleeve catches the edge of my cup and spills my coke all over me. So of course I say the first thing that comes to mind and it's AWWWWW F******K!!!! Now this woman must have been a magician, cause as I look up she has disappeared into thin air, and you could absolutely have heard a pin drop. I look down at my tray and what did not get on me is now floating my fries and soaking into the hamburger box. So I throw the whole thing in the trash, walk up to the counter and say "I spilled pop at the machine" and the nice counter person says "I know, we heard you":( As I'm walking out, more people are walking in, and I can read their minds, so I'm answering mentally "NO, I DID NOT PI$$ MYSELF!! Really glad February is over:(
