You trying to be the Wannabe of the MO board or sump'n? LOL.
Wannabe...
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You trying to be the Wannabe of the MO board or sump'n? LOL.
Wannabe...
Wannabe, I do NOT need you over here stirring the pot! I have enough trouble as it is! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
She is a damn sight purtier than you.:D
I'd schedule an appointment at Eyemasters...:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hogster1
Don't sugarcoat it Jack. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Aww, come on now CN, there ain't never enough trouble in the world and it needs constant stirring. You know that. So much poo flingin, so little time.
BTW, I think jackb is in love with you. One of those he doth protest too much things. Has he ever pulled your pig tails? That'd be another sure sign.
Wannabe...
Are you calling me a pig, Wannabe? Hmmm? :D If you come over to this side of the tracks, you have to help me not stir the pot against me. Those are my rules, of course. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Oh, btw, Jackb is not a lover, he's a fighter. If you think differently, you haven't been paying close enough attention, WB!
Wannabe...let's see how do I say this...you sir, are insane:eek:
gee thanks, Jackb. Am I really THAT bad? Wait. Don't answer that, please. :D
I am happily UN married and will remain so. Only loves in my life are CDC, my boat, truck and "24"Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Your in love with Jeff Gordan:eek:
I love it!!! Thanks, Bigby!!! Jack will just love reading that tomorrow! LMBO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigby
By 24 you mean Jack B.?Quote:
Originally Posted by jackb
Nah, he's talking about Gordon. It's the hair that does it for him I'm sure.
Back up now CN. You know I'm on your side. Pot stirrers need to stick together. It's us against them ya know. Nothin' worse than somebody that takes themselves too seriously.
By the way, you notice how much jackb is protesting? I'm just saying.
Saw an advance copy of next week's 24, jack - Spoiler alert!
Jack - you have to trust me.
CTU analyst - OK, Jack
Jack - Bang, Bang Bang. Tell me what I want to know!
President - I'm no principaled. Don't ya'll wish you had voted for Hillary.
Ends in a cliff hanger..beep, beep, beep beep.
Wannabe...
It's about time you dragged your self over here, Wannabe!
I think I could learn to like you. That is -- if and only if you are going to make a habit of taking my side. :D
Whats the fun in that.Your starting to sound like Obama.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
Hey now..... watch it. YOU don't know me well enough to talk to me like that. ;) Wannabe? Get him!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by adjust555
Wannabe?
Hellooo????
Sounds like he wanted Hillary....Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
WB just likes to stir it up and then run for cover!
Looks like they both ran for cover. Just when it was getting good.Quote:
Originally Posted by satdoc1
Well before anyone gets "cute", Wannabe ran in one direction and I ran in the other!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by adjust555
YIKES! I leave you folks alone for a few hours and i get hammered! Allow me to set the record straight. Yes, I meant 24 the tv show. Now, Wannabe, let me explain this to you; put down your Busch light, take your hand off your sisters/cousins leg. I know this is going to upset you. Jeff Gordon sucks. Nascar sucks. I know, I know, to you Southern boys that is like heresy, but let's analyze this. Do you have ANY personal possessions that do NOT have an "8" decal on them? Do you leave whatever you are doing, no matter how important, to go home or to the bar to watch "THE RACE?" Is this how the dialog goes? "Iffn he can keep that ole' wheel turnt leff he gots a goodin chance to win dis ting" Ever wonder WHY there are no right turns? It would have to make them think too much and up the odds considerably that they "kiss the wall". Now to the name. Wannabe. What is it exactly that you wannabe? More masculine? More ladylike? Struggling with your sexuality and just can't decide? Did you take an anti-depression medicine that enlarged your breasts and now you find it hard to leave the house? That should be enough to occupy your thoughts for a few months, but hey, you have a wonderful day:):):)
This is like the longest running thread on the MO board eva!!!! We need to creep in every now and then and poke the fire!!!!
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Originally Posted by biggerjigger
Not even close, BiggerJigger! You need to wake up the banker and let him know he's got his hands full today. Jackb has SPOKEN! :D
A'ite now jackb, you can talk about my heritage, you can talk about Nascar, you can talk about my sexuality, but don't be dissing my moobs. They are spectacular.
Sorry I'm late CN, you tell me who needs the smacking first.
Wannabe...
I agree with JackB. I never did understand the attraction to rednecks turning left. I know I know what about my CDC name? Well lets just say I am not your average redneck. At the same time you have to wonder why bass boats have metal flake finishes? Same reason beer cans are shiny, rednecks like shiny/colorful things. I think that is why so many people like the "rainbow warrior" aka Jeff Gordon, it is all the pretty colors on his car. Speaking of rainbows, is #24 your favorite driver there WB?
Smack yourself first, Wannabe! I've been waiting on you since yesterday afternoon! How is it you have my back, when you are nowhere to be found??? Hmmmm? I'm waiting. This relationship is going nowhere faster than my relationships usually do.(before Jack says it)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
I think Adjust 555 should be first in line. After that, it's your call. :)
Knob Noster.........hmmmm.....never mind, I don't want to know.
How's my driving there CN?
Wannabe...
Honk, Honk
Conditions are S L I C K here, but you are used to that, WB! :) Just keep to the left!Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
You sure about that CN.....from the looks of this thread, 555 is following you like an 8 point during muzzle loading season. My Daddy always tolt me not to mess with a buck in rut.
Then again.......just in case I'm wrong. 555, do you have big ears? I'll bet you do. Most slope shouldered, knucle dragging, mouf breathers do. Otherwise, you wouldn't match top to bottom.
Wannabe...
First it was Jackb, now it's 555? Make up your mind, buddy. :rolleyes:
Question for ya CN. Do you find it difficult dealing with the fan club? I'm sure, like you, that fame, good looks and amazing talent has it's rewards, but dern these fans can pester a fella to death. Guess it's just our burden to bear, what with our movie star looks and fabulous hair and all.
Maybe I shouldn't complain. I mean what if we'd been born 555 or some place weird like Knob Nester or sump'n.
Guess we should just count our blessings and soldier on.
Wannabe...
Glad to see you have a sense of humor Wannabe; MOOBS? That is funny right there:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Whoops, lost my place. You're right, it was jackb.....then again, I think that 555 fella is kind of sweet on you too.
Wannabe...
Do go gettin' soft on me now jackb, it's on. Who you been talking to on the MS board? Ever since Feelay pointed out that one is bigger than the other, I've been sensitive about it and you know that. You just pounced on the opportunity to exploit my weakness. You're an evil man.
Wannabe...
It's the left one, but nobody look.
Sorry 555, but that stuff is hysterical:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
Psst, CN, I think we're turning JackB to the dark side.
Wannabe...
You might have a fan club over there with them 'sippi dudes, but I, do not have a fan club. I am the MO off topic board's human pincushion and jackb has declared an open season on me. You with your good looks, great hair, amazing talent and fabulous moobs have reason to have a fan club. I am in awe and I bow to your greatness. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
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Originally Posted by Wannabe...
JackB was the first one to make it to the dark side, Wannabe!
Thanks Redneck for the support; looks like it's us against the hillbillies:) See on another post that Wannabe wants to drive up and meet CN. Think that would be a great match. Two like that keep four from being unhappy. Note to Wannabe; that bumper sticker you have, you know, the one that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts" MAY give you a problem on the way here. Check your "REAR" view mirror:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Redneck