I'll start it now lets see where it goes........love the term Jack;)
Once upon a time on a beautiful spring mornin i decided to go fishin and on the way i stopped at the local conveniance store and bought............
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I'll start it now lets see where it goes........love the term Jack;)
Once upon a time on a beautiful spring mornin i decided to go fishin and on the way i stopped at the local conveniance store and bought............
........a cup of coffee and a sandwich then headed......
towards my girlfriend's house to pick her up on the way,,,,,
But decided I would rather,,
Set my hair on fire than deal with that....so I...
Got out my laptop, clicked on CDC, saw nothing was biting anywhere and decided...
that it would be a perfect day toQuote:
Originally Posted by jackb
...clean out the garage, and I found a....
found that a rat had crapped over my new.......
Sexy Suzy blow-up doll, so I
Cleaned her off as best I could. Then temptation overtook me and I just HAD to...
set the mood and make dinner for two. got a bottle of wine and fried up some fillets and....
Noticed while I ate that she was not in a talkitive mood, so I...
then, out of nowhere, I shat myself from the the Busch I drank last night. SO I then proceeded to clean up my mess, when...
when..I realized Suzy was all alone,but I heard a hissing sound
called monk to see if he could find out where it
Had done exactly what we all know he done which was........
unspeakable but being the fine man he is he
Patched her the best I could and----
Took advantage of the opportunity to...
go fishing when the weather permits
Well h_ _l with the weather. I'll just
smear her down with peanut butter. Then he decided to go to.....
put a banana in her tail-pipe....
so she couldn't drive away, but then....
Bugman showed up and----
ate the banana:p
then wanting to get the taste outta his mouth he drove down to,,
The srtip club to see monk's 5th wife perform,between the banana and homely women i left and decided to........
---see my boyfriend and see what he---
meant by "chocolate thunder from down under"
What he'd been up to since i told him a was straight and gave him monks number cause i know he's not,he told me that he and monk had been going out and recently they decided to.......
tie theQuote:
Originally Posted by bugman
---move to San Francicso and----
Become a streetcar conductor and............
you can sure tell men have two things on there mind one is fishing and the other---------
--buying tackle and---
Calling Baller To See
what the hell that T-Rex is doing running through my yard, being pursued by Beagle Man and his dogs. Ole beagle must be....
on the shine again and ready to
--see what them dang beagles have----