Wanna get a cup of lowfat sugar free yogurt and a diet coke? I'm in town now.
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Wanna get a cup of lowfat sugar free yogurt and a diet coke? I'm in town now.
If its free he will go for it...dadgummed gewber! :D
Better call. I ain't gonna be here much longer.
WB has to have the kind with "biffidus regularis".
Dadgummit! Of all the days and times you pick to be in town, wouldn't you know you'd pick a time when I've got some work I have to get done. What are the chances?
I better catch you next time when you've got ample buffet time.
Wannabe...
I tried and everybody seent it to. Oh well maybe next week I'll be back thru. Heck I may even be back tomorrow.
You out on Fridays. As a reward for all the cleaning M-F, she feeds me on Fridays. She claims it's an advance for Saturday and Sunday cleaning, but I know better.
Wannabe...
Just tell her you gotta good lookin overweight fesh-catchin feller that also cleans and folds clothes that gonna eats with y'all so we can discuss mops and dish rags and a new furniture polish. Hehe that mite get me a free meal if she thinks they two dummies in this world. I won't tell her it's a lie. We will just let her think that. Bwahahahawaaha!!!
Course the feshcatchin part will give it away.
she may want to get rid of him and Marry you
See WB. Already got one fooled. IS will be a breeze to pay fer lunch with that story if DD believes it. Oh wait a minute that was dd. Never mind. I fergot he thought his ducer went on with the wires pointed down. I'm sure IS ain't that gullable. But she did marry you!!