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I ain't gonna die a healthy man. Went to the dr the other day and they said blood pressure is ridiculously high, sugar is high and I could stand to loose 50-60lbs. So this diet thing they got me on is prolly what's gonna do it. After a couple of days of salads and wheat bread and no sugar and no sweet tea and no anything else that might be good to eat, I kinda feel like WB with all the poo I been flingin. A fellers body really needs some time to adjust instead of throwing it a curve ball.
I feel ya!!!!!!! Get some Xtra soft Charmin!!
Don't worry about it Minner. With all that free healthcare coming your way, you'll prolly live to be 112.
I'm subscribing to the Chin diet this week. As long as I can't count above 3, I'm good to go.
Wannabe...
I saw a bumper sticker the other day in reference to the free health care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wannabe...
"If you think healthcare is expensive now, Wait til it's free!"
I ain't worried. The man upstairs will take care of me.
What's the chin diet or do I wanna know?
Well heck, the instructions are there already Minner. Sometimes I think you're about as dumb as DD.
Start in the AM on day 1 and eat all you want plus a little more than that all through out the day.
AM Day 2, count your chins. If there's less than three, proceed by repeating day 1's meal plan.
Day 3, realize you're enjoying yourself so much that you can throw out your scale and use the Dr. Copays you've been wasting for buffet money. Then repeat day 1's meal plan
Repeat again.
If you hit 4 chins, stop and re-evlauate.
Wannabe...
If ya want a example just look at WB.
The only thing Minnerman he give you the responsability to help your self. Take it from someone who knows if it taste good don't eat it cause it's bad for you.
Not to take away from the fun (not my intentions at all),but please take a little time to prepare for the your passing. I had a good friend pass away last Friday at 53 years old. This guy was bullet proof, hard charging, couldn't be stopped. No plan for the worse. Left a wife and 3 kids trying to figure out which way is up. God knows we aren't here forever and we sure don't like to think about it. Please make sure you prepare for your loved ones so they can have time to reflect on your life before scrambling to figure out their own.
I am sorry to be a downer, but this has weighed on me since Friday.
Sorry for your loss Bear.
I guess I hijacked it. I'm sorry.
Did find it very funny, because I have high BP and over-weight. Been in sad shape for a long time. With all the crap that can kill us today we might as well enjoy. After I spend a little time planning ahead for my family, I will resume day dreaming of big fish, cool gadgets, and all things fun.
Heck, the jogging guru died at 40 of a heart attack. Didn't george burns live to a smooth 100 while pulling on that cigar and chasing tail. Chubby checker out lived a lot of healthy folks. Have fun, but plan ahead.
sorry minnerman.
That's what I'm afraid of!:eek::eek::eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Minnerman
You Exactly right. That's why I'm takin this medicine. That dang bp medicine ain't fer a man that's on the road most of the day though. I drink a bottle of water and have to stop bout every 40 miles. But that ain't near as bad as the sugar pill. That thing does stuff to me that just ain't right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hook One
Bear, I don't consider your post a hijacking just a PSA. Thanks and sorry fer your loss. I guess everybody does need to do a better job of takin better care if their bodies. I wished I had.
1) I agree with bear. Take care of yourself cause nobody else is gonna do it for ya. And it'll tck you off to be dead while I'm on your spot catching your fish.
2) I call dibbs on minners boat and fishing stuff.
3) minner, put me in the will as a full share and I promise to be nice to you on the board.
Wannabe...
Aint y'all ever noticed how an old stray dog lives forever. No heartworms, parvo heck see them playing on a 4 lane highway but it's them full blooded expensive dogs that will croak at the drop of a hat. Naw Minner will be fine.
Hey Minner take a double dose of both the BP and sugar pills on tournament day at Lake Tuscaloosa. I would like a chance to not finish last.
Just kidding my friend. Take care of yourself. This is all just part of getting older. Just ask Satdoc. See how he has to take care of himself.
I guess this is just life after 40. I aint never heard of a trolling motor lasting 40 years and I figure I've been through a lot rougher waters than most trolling motors. Did you look at last years Tuscaloosa's results? If I took a double dose it might just help. If it hadn't been fer a couple of them boys zeroing I would have been last. That is Scott's tourney. He is supposed to know where they at. You been over there yet? I may go Saturday if weather permitting.Quote:
Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68
I am picking up the new boat today. I plan on going over there Sunday. I will not do much fishing but I am going to scan the the whole lake probably. I got directions to the ramp and that is all I have done so far.
You gonna need more than Sunday to scan the whole lake. That puppy is around 20 miles long and fairly wide in places. It may be Sunday afternoon before I go.
This is purty good, done hijacked my own thread, but thats ok.
What's the deal Ray? How come we're just now hearing about the new boat? And if you're picking it up today, I EXPECT some pics no later than 8 AM Thursday. No Excuses. And no whining neither about it being dark. You got a flash, use it.
Wannabe...
I will have pics of the new boat tomorrow.
Well you better or the Poo will fly!
Wannabe...
OK CH now ya done it . Ya just brought forth the rath I been holdin in for WB. One more Crack like that and I am Gonna let ya have it BOTH barrels.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by CRAPPIEHUNTER68
Sick 'em Sat. I wasn't gonna tell you, but he called you skinny and old in a PM to me too.
Wannabe...