I will be doing 3 duck hunting seminars at Bass Pro during the month of Feb.
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I will be doing 3 duck hunting seminars at Bass Pro during the month of Feb.
Thats great! Congradulations.
How much you paying for attendees?
Wannabe...
May wanna stay away from this one Wannabe. I hear he's gonna use real Poo for the demonstrations.:eek:
Would that be at the BPS in Booga Bottom?
What a sight that would be. Torch up on one of those brand new Nitros or Trackers demonstrating the proper postition to hold in a duck boat when it's somewhere around freezin and the pain hits and the bank wouldnt be close enough if you were sittin on it. Torch, I'll come if you promise to tell that story down there. And I dont even like to duck hunt.
Sponsored by DU and Charmin Ultra.
Wannabe...
He left himself wide open on this one....yall get ya shots in!!!
Dookey seminar!!!!!! Too funny
the proper way to poo in your waders with your clothes on.
Course the 3rd will be the proper way to poo on the side of the road and have your hunters watch you do it
torch when you gonna be down here?
Poos. I need to go take a Wannabe and wipe my bigger before I go teach class.
WB and Bigger aint gonna like this when they see it and I'm gonna help em!:p:p:p:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
DonDon you gonna have to be more subtle when you jack a thread. This started off bout Torch's poominars and now you done called WB $#*! and Bigger an @$$! This may leave a mark on your repyoutayshun!!
I think his repyoutayshun is pretty solid. hee hee hee :D
Except when he has the trots:eek::eek:
Sheese, ya'll left me at which BPS the siminars are going to be held at!!:eek::eek:
I ain't worried about them 2 gewbers. Talked to BOTH of them in the last couple days on the phone, as a matter of fact. They love me and can't help it
We will see. I'm sure.
Poominar. Ha!
I can see Torch hawking his latest stain fighter and DD doing the on the floor demonstration of the Poo-Wow, now with high karate scent.
Wannabe...
Ya'll are cracking me up. I will be doing them on Friday nights, haven't got the dates worked out. My favorite will be how to keep you body temp up by huddling around a big pile of poo. One night I will do duck call basics, including how to tune a call. The next night will be decoys and rigging, and the final night will be blind concealment and gear.
Be sure to invite Maj. He's a sucker for expensive gear and you'll look good with the BPS boys.
Wannabe..
Poo-Wow or Sham-Poo. Haven't decided yet, but you might have a trademark issue with Proctor and Gamble on the Sham-Poo. Does have a nice familiar ring to it though.
I think he's being sponsored by Depends. I hear they are launching a camo line of hunter's undergarment for those times when Red Eye gravy turns into a Pop-eyed moment in the dock blind.
I hear Wet Wipes will be co-sponsoring with a new line of Mossy Oak wipes so's not to disclose your location to the Docks.
BTW.. torch, you gonna show the proper way to dispatch a poo-covered decoy with a 10 gauge? I would say that a full choke would be best, but you're the expert, so I hear tell.
I wonder if Febreeze has a new Dingleberry scent for spraying down the blind after that decoy has been dispatched. Put it in a camo bottle and some dock hunter will buy it, guaranteed.
now himself. Darn good job bud!!!! I'm right proud of ya
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Originally Posted by Fishtaco
Hahahahahhahahahahahahah:D Good stuff. Poor torch I don't know you but I guess you don't mind cause you tell on yoself
When he came on here a few months ago and was bragging about having a colonostophy and all the things we said didn't phase him, I know he had some think skin. Least he took it in the rear like a man