You gotta be kidding me!

Did all you fellows know that when you finish law school they got a BAR exam that you gotta pass before you can start being a real lawyer? It turns out that this thing ain't cheap neither, and and and they want me to tell them every job I've had since I'm 18...that's 20 stinking years! I couldn't answer that question fully and truthfully if my life depended on it. So....here I sit as I've sat for the past two months....reading and reading and reading.

I got me a good view of that there Enid lake and I gotta say that despite my experience (or lack thereof) in this crappie fishing business, I am thinking there is way too much water in my lake for this time of year. It seems I was riding my four wheeler in places that are under 10 feet of water right now...okay maybe just 5 feet.

I'm feared that my crappie holes ain't going to be where I left em at and that when it starts spring raining I'm not going to be able to get across the 32 bridge.

Good to see all you folks are still hanging around. Oh by the way, anybody got $1500 you want to let me have? I'd ask to borrow it, but I don't like to lie!

Good luck on the BAR.

Good luck on the exam. Wannabe might let you have a low interest loan. Have you got 4 or 5 1197 HB's that he could hold for collatoral. :D

Good luck on the Bar. I somewhat know how ya feel, I graduate in May w/ a degree in turfgrass mamgt and Im preparing for a restricted use pesticide and aquatic spray license as well as my irrigation auditing license. Seems like its $500 here and $500 there and then out of state tuition and books on top of all these license test fee's

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Originally Posted by bigcrappiemax

I don't like to lie!

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You are going to have to get over that if you want to be a lawyer.

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"I don't like to lie!"

I am with Bigkyd. Learn to love it.

and I darn sure feel it for ya bud. PROMISE ya it'll get better my friend

cheap price to pay for all that money you will be making...sux right now, but it will be better

Lawyers are like cops....everybody hates em till ya need one!!!

Well you guys are alright. I'll be expecting some quality business from this site. With you fellows you should keep me in business!

Lying is forbidden...stretching the truth however is perfectly acceptable and expected! Don't worry, I'm honing my skills at barely getting by...I hear they are important.

G-3, I may have to go see WB about that loan. I think I have an old Humminbird 575 that he can hold for collateral...I'm not sure he's going to jump on the opportunity. I have a 1972 Johnson motor that is quasi-operative and he can have that for boot.

How we gonna collateralize the remaining $1,450 Max?

Don't sweat passing the BAR though. You can always just go into politics if it doesn't pan out. A whole lot less work, plenty of vacation and prolly pays a lot better too.

Wannabe...

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How we gonna collateralize the remaining $1,450 Max?

Don't sweat passing the BAR though. You can always just go into politics if it doesn't pan out. A whole lot less work, plenty of vacation and prolly pays a lot better too.

Wannabe...

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Almost like being a banker except a banker gets even more vacation and does even less work

True, but you have to be pretty to be a banker and I was trying not to be unkind to Max.
Mrs. Max on the other hand would make an excellent banker.


Wannabe...

Max, I hope that pack of Y.U.M. Wooly Beavertails will be sufficient as a down payment on a retainer if I ever need your services.;):p

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Max, I hope that pack of Y.U.M. Wooly Beavertails will be sufficient as a down payment on a retainer if I ever need your services.;):p

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Show Me Stater's are on their own:eek:

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Show Me Stater's are on their own:eek:

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How would you know TN boy?:p

Speck you're definitely covered on the retainer, but if you kill somebody we might have to talk about hourly rates!

WB, whatchu talkin' willis? That humminbird is more than enough collateral. I was even thinking that with the Johnson throwed in, I could probably get enough to pay off my student loans! You know that thing is a classic...A CLASSIC! Plus...it is even more valuable because it's been on my boat. Just imagine...you could have a motor that's been on my boat.

Of course, since it's collateral, you would only get it if I didn't pay back the loan, which you would never have to worry about...I promise! I'm good for it.

Why do I keep thinking of that movie "Indecent Proposal"?

Wannabe...

Cuz ya proposal is INDECENT to say the least.. Just tryin to get another FF for yo boat is all , Im just sayin!

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Speck you're definitely covered on the retainer, but if you kill somebody we might have to talk about hourly rates!

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What if they needed killed?:confused::eek:

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What if they needed killed?

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Ah ha...justified homicide. Another deal altogether. Call me before the action and we'll see what we can work out! I know some people who know some people who kill some people!

(((Disclaimer)))If any BAR board member is reading...I'm only kidding!

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Why do I keep thinking of that movie "Indecent Proposal"?

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Cause it has Demi Moore in it, duh!

speck i hope you are NOT talking about me

Good luck on the bar.
My son-in-law started his 1st year this January as student

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speck i hope you are NOT talking about me

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No way Ted. We're tight!;)