The economy is so bad

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01-13-2010, 05:53 PM
C N

The economy is so bad

that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

HAPPY NEW YEAR! LET'S HOPE FOR A BETTER ONE IN 2010!
01-13-2010, 06:51 PM
rugsrme

Blood is shooting out of my eyes, not from the Sarcasma, but from the truth of 98.974534% of what I just read.
01-13-2010, 07:42 PM
gatorbitu

Good stuff!
01-13-2010, 07:50 PM
beagle man

I like it
01-13-2010, 08:47 PM
grb22

funny stuff
01-13-2010, 09:27 PM
LOZslabhunter

Lmao!!!
01-13-2010, 09:36 PM
Speck

Good one!!!
01-13-2010, 10:49 PM
DMW1960

Good one Novice. But the sad part is part of it is most of it is about true.
01-13-2010, 11:28 PM
akmoose40

your in good shape.......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

that:

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,
"Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

HAPPY NEW YEAR! LET'S HOPE FOR A BETTER ONE IN 2010!

your in good shape......i went to krogers last week to make a down payment on a pork chop..........
01-14-2010, 01:43 AM
JohnnyLaw

i was sittin on a park bench the other day and a homeless guy walked by and tossed me a quarter!!
01-14-2010, 03:08 PM
rlsiv

This'll probably start a fight. But......

The economy is SO bad, yesterday I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets. ;)
01-14-2010, 04:51 PM
C N

:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlsiv

This'll probably start a fight. But......

The economy is SO bad, yesterday I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets. ;)

I don't think we are fighters here.
:)
01-14-2010, 05:00 PM
adjust555

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

:)

I don't think we are fighters here.
:)

That might start a fight here but if your a fisherman you always love a good fight!!!!
01-14-2010, 08:18 PM
Crappie Mike

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlsiv

This'll probably start a fight. But......

The economy is SO bad, yesterday I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets. ;)

I liked them all, but I especially liked this one. Thanks. I will be using it often.
01-14-2010, 08:39 PM
rugsrme

The Economy is picking up from "My" perspective.
I got to work today!! I get to work tomorrow, and I get to work Monday and Tuesday !!!!!!!!!
And if the stars align right, I'll have allot of work the rest of this month !!!!!!!!!!!!
01-15-2010, 08:52 AM
C N

That's great news, Rugs!
01-15-2010, 09:22 AM
old fuzzy

X-2 Quinn,great News
01-15-2010, 12:35 PM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugsrme

The Economy is picking up from "My" perspective.
I got to work today!! I get to work tomorrow, and I get to work Monday and Tuesday !!!!!!!!!
And if the stars align right, I'll have allot of work the rest of this month !!!!!!!!!!!!

Great News Rugs! Glad someone is working so they can help those Democrats spend money!
01-15-2010, 12:40 PM
DMW1960

Quote:

Originally Posted by rlsiv

This'll probably start a fight. But......

The economy is SO bad, yesterday I saw a Democrat with his hands in his OWN pockets. ;)

Good one!! I think someone needs to take the heads of both parties out shopping for clothes and food. Let them try to make ends meet with car payments, house payments, electric bills and phone bills. Then when they got our tax dollars they might realize just how hard we worked to donate our tax dollars to them!
01-15-2010, 05:58 PM
rugsrme

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMW1960

Then when they got our tax dollars they might realize just how hard we worked to donate our tax dollars to them!

DONATE Oh crap, all this time I thought they were taking it from me, Oh wait, they are, and NO THEY WILL NEVER REALIZE HOW HARD WE WORK FOR THAT MONEY.
Them fricken a holes don't know what work is. I mean REAL work, not spewing a bunch of Sh%# to get us to vote for them.
Novice, I need to know what brand of sunglasses you use to hide the blood shooting out of your eyes, 'cause it's a shootin' going to need a transfusion. AAARRRRGGGGGG, yea I get pizzed off on these topics.
BREATH breath,, ok I'm ok now just gotta get it out once in awhile.
Sorry for the rant.:mad:
01-15-2010, 06:06 PM
C N

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugsrme

DONATE Oh crap, all this time I thought they were taking it from me, Oh wait, they are, and NO THEY WILL NEVER REALIZE HOW HARD WE WORK FOR THAT MONEY.
Them fricken a holes don't know what work is. I mean REAL work, not spewing a bunch of Sh%# to get us to vote for them.
Novice, I need to know what brand of sunglasses you use to hide the blood shooting out of your eyes, 'cause it's a shootin' going to need a transfusion. AAARRRRGGGGGG, yea I get pizzed off on these topics.
BREATH breath,, ok I'm ok now just gotta get it out once in awhile.
Sorry for the rant.:mad:

The sunglasses don't work that well, but I'd loan them to you for awhile.
Breathe in, breathe out. No worries, there are a lot of us that feel the same way. :(
01-15-2010, 06:10 PM
rugsrme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

The sunglasses don't work that well, but I'd loan them to you for awhile.
Breathe in, breathe out. No worries, there are a lot of us that feel the same way. :(

Thanks Novice, this prompted me to post a new thread.
01-15-2010, 06:16 PM
C N

Quote:

Originally Posted by rugsrme

Thanks Novice, this prompted me to post a new thread.

Quinn, you are almost at your promotion level! Let me be the first to pre-congratulate you on your achievement ====>to the1K Star General! I bet you hit it tonight! :)