The Mexican maid

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Senora, the gardener did.' Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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hoe, Hoe, Hoe!!

I really didn't see that coming! Great one thanks Novice.

I do what I can, Dan. :)

that is awsome! never saw it coming

Esta mui mui funnyeo, Noviceo Si:D

I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke

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Originally Posted by beagle man

I dont know what rugs said, but funny as heck joke

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Thats Spanglish for thats very very funny Novice:)

Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

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Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

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Thankfully for Rugs, I took my Sarcasma today so I won't contribute to Bwillaub's post. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Thankfully for Rugs, I took my Sarcasma today so I won't contribute to Bwillaub's post. :rolleyes:

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I still need me some of that other stuff.:D

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I still need me some of that other stuff.:D

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I tried to help you out, Bob, honestly I did. :D

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Originally Posted by bwillaub

Quinn, I didn't know you were bi?:D

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Thankfully for Rugs, I took my Sarcasma today so I won't contribute to Bwillaub's post. :rolleyes:

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Thanks Novice, Bob just can't spell "lingual" I see your dosage is working just fine.

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Originally Posted by rugsrme

Thanks Novice, Bob just can't spell "lingual" I see your dosage is working just fine.

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Gosh, Rugs, if you could just help me with my other PROBLEMS.
And before any of you jump on it, I said P R O B L E M S!


Great comeback, btw, Rugs!!!!!!!! :)

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Originally Posted by Crappie Novice

Gosh, Rugs, if you could just help me with my other PROBLEMS. And before any of you jump on it, I said P R O B L E M S!

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I took mine today too Novice, so I will refrain.

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Originally Posted by rugsrme

I took mine today too Novice, so I will refrain.

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Well this just isn't ANY fun at all - this Sarcasma works too well!:mad: