It is now past 11:00 AM Central on Monday
First off, let me say that I may need to “re-align my goals” for 2010. This makes time pass way too slowly. Maybe I should just be all sweetness and light on the weekends.
Second, is it just me or are ya’ll really cranking up the gewber and laying on the ignert really thick on Mondays between 8 and 11? Sure seems that way.
Third, somebody do a head count cause there seems to be more ignernt gewbers on here on Mondays from 8 to 11 than usual.
Forth, I’d just like to point out that Feelay fished Sunday and froze his family jewels and didn’t catch nothing. Not that this is BIG news….more of a tidbit.
Fifth, ya’ll are testing me. REALLY testing me.
Sixth, DD, you don’t deserve a 997. P-I-T-I-F-U-L. Maybe we should put you on a 197 with training wheels instead. Kind of start you out slow and let you build up from there. Upside down bracket…………You’s a ignernt gewber…..and the congregation said – AMEN. How much of a ignernt gewber can one fella be I ask you? Well, about DonDon, that’s how much. Matter of fact, I may stop using the phrase “ignernt gewber”. Instead when somebody does something really stepwit, instead of “that’s about ignernt gewber right there”, I’ll say “that’s about DD right there” instead.
Seventh, All praise be to Speck for giving me an outlet. Couldn’t have made it this far without ya buddy. Ya ignernt gewber.
Eighth, I really miss Torch. He’s about the only thing that makes most of ya’ll tolerable. After all without him around, there’s no one to say things like “Well, at least he ain’t as ignernt as Torch”.
Nineth, I think I’m gonna make Wish4 my whippin’ boy this week. Dadgum newbie ought to learn better than to poke the bears on his first week here.
Tenth – Maj is a ignernt gewber. No, he hasn’t done anything in particular, but I didn’t want him to think he wasn’t included when I say “Ya’lls all ignernt gewbers.”
Eleventh – Ya’lls all ignert gewbers.
Twelth - G-3, can we get a MS – OT – Ignert Gewber board? It’d be better to keep ‘em all hemmed up in one place so they don’t infect the other folks that join in – Take Maj and Wish4 for example…..they never had a chance.
Thirteenth – Yes, I’m particularly wound up today, see my weekend recap thread for why. Having a weekend like I just did is about DD.
Fourtenth – Raise your hand if you have confidence in DD figuring out how to adjust his own idle speed considering he claims to be a “piece” pipe wielding former mechanic all the while not knowing if his 2 stroke is carbureted or not. Psst DD, the motor is the black think on the back of the boat…….psst, the back of the boat is the end opposite of the pointy end of the boat. Puuuuhhhhhleeease do us a favor. DO NOT ATTEMPT to remove the cowling on your motor at any time. I will be there at 2:23 to install child safety locks on it for you. Sooner if I get lucky and have a tail wind.
Fifteenth – The only bright spot on this whole day so far is sitting here hoping that Scewter fella posts again. He seems like a pretty bright guy. Bet he’s good looking too.
Wannabe…
I KNEW that was coming up
and figgered it'd be you Feelay. LOL
I was saiting for him to threaten
to Whack my PeePee when he could talk poo again
Yeh, but I'm such a good Gewber
that I deserve to be in a class all to myself:D:D:D
