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Purty smart, those Norskes. . .
Two Minnesotans are sitting in a boat. And Ole asks Sven, "Why do
scuba divers always fall backwards into the water?"
Sven replies, "Well, you know, if dey fell forwards, dey'd still be in
da friggin boat!"
And there you have it. :p
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Hey, you making fun of my accent?
the answer is NO. I can't make fun of something I've never heard and I've never heard you talk! SO THERE! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rugsrme
I used to live in northern Mn.(Duluth)...Sven and Olsen jokes were as common as..well..snow...but never heard that one.2 thumbs up!
This is funny, it reminds me of a job I did when I lived in Las Vegas, I asked the lady if she was from Minnesota and she said "ya Duluth, howwd ya knoooo!" I said " Because I'm from Soooth DaKooota, I've heard that accent before, don't cha know.
The movie Fargo kinda exaggerated it a bit, but ya, thats how we talk.
R O F L !! :)
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Dat was funny rite thar.
if you really do talk like that, I promise I WILL make fun of you. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rugsrme
Not so much any more, but some one at camp this spring asked me if I was from Wisconsin, so I still have the accent. But you can make fun of me all you want to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crappie Novice
I'm sure if you went up there with a Lisbon MO accent would have them poking a bit of at you!
This joke was a hit at the bowling alley last night.
Thanx,
G.
Lisbon? OUCH, Rugs! I'll be nice, I promise!:)Quote:
Originally Posted by rugsrme
Vell ruuugs, I vill bring the lefse if you bring the lutefisk and ve vill haf a party wif de boys in mo. Us up nort boys haf to stick together, ya.
Oh yeah sure, that was a funny one right there that was.
YaQuote:
Originally Posted by badaxed
Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't like at all.
They were yelling across the river at each other all the time. Ole would yell to Clarence, "if I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"
This went on for years.
Finally, the state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses.
Ole's wife, Lena, says, "now is your chance, Ole. Vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vud?"
Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I vill do yust dat!"
Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back home.
Lena asked, "vhy did you come back?"
Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence.
You know, vhen I yell at him from across the river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in."
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Ole & Sven travel 100 miles to try out a new fishing spot. They buy a variety of bait and lures and rent a boat. After a long day of fishing, the two fishermen return to the dock. Ole pulls their only catch from the live well, a scrawny crappie just legal size. He says, "Sven! Dis fish cost us about a hunert and fity dollers." Sven repleys, "Vell it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more."
on the rugs accent, ___________________________!