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Two men were fishing....
They found a bottle floating on the water, retrieved it, rubbed it, and a genie popped out.
"I'll grant each of you one wish," said the genie. The first man wished for a new fishing boat, all decked out, complete with outboard, the whole nine yards.
Poof! New boat!
The second man wished for the lake to be turned into beer.
Poof! The lake is now made of beer.
"You dummy!" exclaimed the first man. "Now we'll have to pee in the boat!"
TRUST ME......Wannabe is the one that wanted the boat because Bigger can't go fishing without beer or peeing in the lake!!! :D:D:D Thanks for the story, Satdoc!!!
cutting the grass and cleaning the house. Bigger says you do all that and he sits on his fat butt and barks out orders. Is that true?
Durn DD, That Didnt Get Bigger To Respond? Must Be Some Truth To It Then....
That's what he told me the other day on the phone though. He sits around and tells her what to do. Said she just says YES SIR and jumps to it. Thought it sounded funny BUTTTT, she ain't denying it
Hold on there cowboy.....the truth about it is that he won't let me mow the grass cause he is afraid that I will flip the mower over ontop of me. And he is always fishing and ain't never home to bark out orders. Wanna go toe to toe with me, I can come back with it anytime!!!!!:eek: I might be little, but I can hold my own.Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
Was wondering when the WOMAN in her would take over and she couldn't take it no mo, then HAVE to respond hehehe:D:D:D:D:D
You know I'm funnin with ya. Ain't NO WAY I'd make you mad and get my rear end whooped
Cause you know I will whoop yo bootay.....I got a bad*ss judy chop!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
I know you'd kick my butt. You've had plenty of practice of kicking Nathans. LOL
No way...I'm a lover not a fighter. I just talk a good game. hahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
Don you walking on some thin ice there bro! better you than me
She's a sweet OLD gal LOL LOL
I know I didn't just see you say "old" Dondon :eek:
Glad I ain't you!
Well, ok, I mean I got another reason now :p
Hey Momma, when you and Nathan coming down for a weekend to see us. It's cool outside, the hot tubs on and I still owe you guys for that fantastic meal at the cabin
Judy chop:Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
YouTube - West Virginia Ninja
That's some funny stuff right there
Man I sho would like to be around when she JUDY chops ya. LOLOLOLOL
i told ya'll he was on thin ice..now he is calling her old
I am old, hahahahaha
I'm older than you guys think.........I will be 33 in January. Now I know that 33 may not seem OLD to some of you old farts, but I never thought that I would live to see it. You ought to see my driving, it's a wonder that I am not dead.
OK, CM watch out who you callin a fart!!
LOL ya'll are a trip and a half Haha, well at least WB had enough sense not post on this one, right ol buddy.
She aint lying!!!
Looks like Bigger and I are in the same boat. Both married to good FIESTY women. I darn sure ain't complaining on my end!!! So girly can't drive worth a Wannabe, right? LOL
I get there .....fast and in one piece. My driving has got alot better since Little Bigger came on the scene. And by the way bigger.......mailbox. :eek:ENOUGH SAID!!!! :p DD, you know how us red heads are.....FEISTY!!
Ole Biggers got his hands as full as I do