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Wannabe was so ugly as a child, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
Wannabe is so ugly, when he stuck his head out of the car window, he got arrested for mooning.
Wannabe is so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border
I really can't bring myself to say anything bad about the boy. It's bad enough that he can't catch any fish. I feel especially bad for the little be's. Maybe, we should expand on Torch's idea of taking soldiers fishing, to include the little be's.;)
Now this is probably the most worth while thread I have seen in a while. Got to think of some good ones for this.
Well.......I knew it was only a matter of time before someone started a thread like this. I could say a lot but....I am trying to be good today. :D
Yeah Feelay, I feel sorry for those boys, not only are they not catching any fish they are always dressed funny. I mean the MSU stuff has to go or they will be scared for life.
through dafshklr, I figured it was time. BTW Wannabe's breathe smells so bad he needs a prescription tic-tacs
Aight now Torch, ain't no call for Dawg bashin! And one of the be's is a dern Ole Miss fan..,go figure?
least we don't keep changing things at MSU. Heard ya'll were now changing a game time song cause of some chant you guys to at Mississippi. First it was the flags, then no colonel Reb on the sidelines, now that song. Whats next? No Grove?
I knew one of em HAD to have some sence!!!
Trust me.....it aint US changin it up!!!!!!!
Chime on on Wannabe before he gets into work. LOL
He's online now..prolly already got the wheels turnin in that melon for a head...Be chimin' in real soon I'm sure.
Says the king of hi-jackin'!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
he is so ugly, when he walks into the bank they turn off the cameras
he is so ugly, he has to Trick or Treat by phone.
Dadgummit! I knew this was going to get ugly....LOL :D
Gottabe is the only one with some sense.
Laugh it up you gewbers, I'm making a list. It won't be long before one of you needs some electronical, or boat rigging advice and woe unto the one that wants help finding a 2007 War Eagle 860LDSV with a 115 Yammie 4 stroke for $8K.
Gewbers. The lot of ya.
Wannabe...
Ha ha ha....don't need no new boat with a 115 four stroke Yammie.:)
OK yeh, I'm the worlds worst. LOL
The reason that Wannabe goes fishing is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
rent a rowboat, row out a ways, throw their lines in and try fishing. Nothing happens. Wannabe says to Bigger, we have to row out away from shore into deep water. They row and row offshore about one mile out, try fishing again. Same thing nothing. Wannabe then says, we have to go really far out that's where the fish are. They row for an hour. They are so far out they can not see land. They try again. low and behold they hit a bananza. There is no rest. Fish after fish is caught one fellow says to the other. You know we can come back tomorrow catch another load of fish and make some money selling it. Bigger then says that's a great idea but how are we going to find this same spot. Wannabe thinks about it a moment then says we could mark an X on the side of the boat. Bigger looks at him a moment says OK. As they are rowing back toward shore wannabe gives Bigger a dirty look and says that wasn't such a good idea marking an X on the side of the boat. How do you know if we'll get the same boat tomorrow?
BWAHAHAHA!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
Yeah, but you're gonna want to get all electronical one of these days or have to rewire a bilge pump or start thinking about a jackplate. Then you'll be sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by G-3 Fisherman
Wannabe...
I'm with triton, thats funny right there, I dont care who you are....
Don everybody must be scared of WB or they are planning some upgrades this winter.
Oh sure, Shughey shows up....right after he got his electronical advice.
BTW, I saw a used Eagle 320 yesterday for $50, but I'm not gonna give you a link now. Pffft.
Wannabe...
Guess Sat and torch are SKEERED of Wannabe for some reason. Then Feelay says this, AND I QUOTE:
I really can't bring myself to say anything bad about the boy. Whats up with that?
and batteries. LOL Yeh, hook this wire to this post. BOOOMMMM then OOPS, I, um, yeh, I meant that other wire
That BOOOMMMM will get you every time. Oh and for you WB, You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
Oldie but goodie....When Wannabe was born the DR held him up to slap that A$$ and siad..."HMMMMM, TWINS.:eek:
His mom wouldn't let him sit at the dinner table ...put him in a corner and fed with a slingshot....
Dang...the oldies are coming back to me...
I don't need no lectronix...
He was so ugly that his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.
Have you heard of Wannabe's new budget plan to save money?
He has found a new Crappie lake by his house that only charges by the pound of fish caught........
Me thinks he will save a lots of money!!!!!
Hey gewber, I followed that statement with how he doesn't catch fish and his kids are deprived of a real fishin experience...Sheeesh! Don't make me start a gewber thread on you!:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DonDon
WB came into work one morning with TWO BLACK EYES...everyone wanted to here this story....He explained..."I was in church yesterday and this nice lady in front of me stood up to sing and her dress was wedged in the CRACK....so being the nice guy I am...I reached up and pulled it out....POW....she smacked me...." Everyone laughed then an inquisitive person...like PStone asked..."That explains one Eye....". WB responded...."I put it back".
The boy is not only ugly...BUT not to BRIGHT, either.
I'm staying out of this one. My Momma always said not to pick on those who aint quiet right.
I can imagine him doing just that...the only problem is I see Don helping him.Quote:
Originally Posted by crappieman101
Yeah, and Bigger'd be on the pew behind me snickerin too.Quote:
Originally Posted by tritonman
Wannabe...
that put us up to it. LOL
Looki yonder, her dress ir running right up her crack. Whyount ya'll fis it for her.
that I thought you had more in ya than that
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.